Mom-Ra, Queen of Unfinished Tasks

In my family, we call this the pony. As in, “I knew if I dug deep enough I’d find a pony.”

I was one of those young idiots. I can try to mitigate by noting that all my life Nader had been a good guy and we didn’t know then what a jerk he really was. Also I was in Texas and so doing a vote swap was relatively harmless.

But I know what I did and I regret it.

Tell me you’re utterly ignorant of the political climate in Texas without telling me…

Jinkies.

a man is sitting in a chair with his arms outstretched and the words inconceivable written below him . ALT: a man is sitting in a chair with his arms outstretched and the words inconceivable written below him .

Surely not! When has that ever happened with this regime?

Spouse is a Navy retiree, they didn’t do it when he was AD. Your name was stenciled on your poopysuit and uniform shirt but nowhere else.

I’ve seen a handful of YouTube videos made by Japanese folks using these. The lid doesn’t seal that well so drowning seems like a remote if not impossible event.

What’s that spell!?

Scrolled far too long before I got to this.

A meme of Laura Dern as Vice Admiral Amilyn Holdo from the movie “Star Wars: The Last Jedi”. She looks appalled and it is captioned, “Fellow white lady, this ain’t it”.

Figure the odds. I’m not completely certain but, yeah, I’m sure there was no such instruction.

Not fast enough.

Florida, but otherwise, yeah.

Markwayne isn’t the sharpest pickle in the jar.

Don’t forget anti-Islam and vows to prevent sharia law. I never watch anything in real time during election seasons here because I’d probably end up breaking my tv.

He’s 18?!? Where on Earth did the time go???

Then you’re prepared to start cooking French food. Win-win!

I feel you. I live in Texas.

Thanks for this! It’s the first time I’ve only had a phone for access (didn’t bring a PC to the hospital) and it’s really nice.

“Paranoia strikes deep.
Into your mind it will creep.
It starts when you’re always afraid.
Step out of line,
The Man comes and takes you away.”

For What It’s Worth, the Buffalo Springfield (1966)

History doesn’t always repeat exactly but it often rhymes.

a person is swimming in a body of water with a watermark that says imgflip.com Alt: Image from the movie “Apocalypse Now”. A soldier in body paint (played by Martin Sheen) emerges from under the water of a swamp. Lightning flashes briefly illuminating his camouflaged head and face as he looks around then then sinks back under the water.

Here’s Mike Johnson’s conscience making an appearance. If he sees non-MAGA reporters it means there will be 6 more weeks of willful blindness.

This did not go quite as he planned. 😹 Well done, kids!

You did.

I was about to say the same.

Of course they will.

We had one who loved nothing better than to perch on the edge of the bath and help herself to People Soup.

Magic water.

As far as our late, beloved Scarlet knew, that was the only reason humans were equipped with thumbs.

Hell, half of them CAN’T read.

And she does it so effortlessly, too. It may be her greatest talent.