Lyle Scout

Meta is the worst company too. Why would anyone want to be seen wearing their garbage?

"We've got a lot of things to do..."

He literally hangs around at Trump's elbow so he won't be forgotten by the guy with dementia I don't remember other staffs having to be in the Oval Office all the time with the President,

IT HAS TO FORM A WATERTIGHT SEAL

There are few positions more immediately clarifying than a person’s stance on the r-word.

He's Making America Great Again

Did you ever think how we pay for devices that funnel advertising into our heads with our own fucking money?

Or a duck's butthole.

That has to be pretty tight, because it's underwater and buoyancy is a thing

Hey, that eternally young guy is looking kind of embalmed.

Getting high and seeing Bryan Johnson show up would be scarier.

Bezos is turning.

Yeah, but I would forgive him or all that if he streaked the Super Bowl.

He's a volcano of filth

Sgt. Schultz would be a better Secretary of Defense than Kegstand.

Is this a remake of the Bronson Pinchot comedy series "Perfect Strangers"?

They're going to win and turn the White House ballroom into a Costco

Dude you're getting a Goerring

How about they pay their fair share in taxes instead?

haha fuck them

Trump is dreaming he is on a flying carpet over Saudi Arabia and he sees MBS on a balcony. It's like aladdin.

Give him Mother's girdle

Are you nuts? You are saying the USA has a right to kill anyone on the open seas without any evidence or process?

Trump would look with a Mother Bates wig.

woo less mas kilings

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

fucking ghouls

da fuq is a smerts

This is the trashiest thing ever. I love it.

Don't they have contracts with the government?

MAGAs have an affinity for human degradation.

When I first was learning to photoshop I made this for some strange reason.

That's the bus depot from Brokeback Mountain.

It's called disinhibition