Brazen Burrito

My house is over 100 years old and he was pulling out pieces that he said were covered in mill dust with colorful commentary. It was WILD

Had our fucked up front door fixed by the most yinzer of yinzer contractors recently, and he graced me with this poetry:

"sahside is full o'ese doors like 'iss. 'em mill hunkies d'all 'iss shit demselves"

Hahahahahahahahahaha I'm MAYBE half done

A reminder that Girl Scouting of America has welcomed trans and nonbinary girls from the first one that asked, has always had lesbian and bi members and adults, never declared bankruptcy to avoid paying for sexual assaults, and never poached the other side to recover from said bankruptcy.

Incredible

They are the embodiment of these two. Watching Violet wiggle her giant fuzzy potato body around is hysterical

Long haired dilute tortico cat sleeping very peacefully on a bed

Two fluffy cats, one noticeably larger than the other, looking out a bedroom window. A mirror next to their perch includes a surprise man face

Majestic furry beasts

By the time I'm done, probably!!!!!!

Tried an undercoat rake on Violet because she is a very long haired cat who sheds like crazy and oh my god

I don't know anything about computers but I do know you can rip this i5 Intel core processing out of my cold dead hands

a cartoon penguin says hallelujah with its arms outstretched ALT: a cartoon penguin says hallelujah with its arms outstretched

I have been using a tiny Gateway laptop to WFH for like 3 years and it has recently really gone downhill, so I bought a used Dell Latitude at my IT brother's suggestion and oh my god

Normal cats get excited to sit in a box. Tuna gets overjoyed at the opportunity to bite

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

Incredible stuff

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamd... @mayor.nyc.gov Locked, loaded, plowing.

Man I wish

I will be spending the rest of my life parsing out this mess. I don't love the concept of talking about stuff this personal openly online, but this was INSANE. Boarder moved out 9 days ago. Will to live immediately returned. Never again.

When ur friends are hot (dogs)

Was having a totally chill and normal day and then I found an old tag for Zoey's rabies vax and turned into a sobbing mess

I think when I was stoned yesterday I told my husband that his dad could go f himself.......that usually stays an inside thought

Forced out of my depressive fog*

*Ran out of socks and now I HAVE to do laundry

Who up flungling their waboba

It's not just about missing Zoey but that's the easiest thing to pin it on and honestly I'd rather be actually crying than just staring into the abyss hoping I can go comatose

Your therapist may or may not be crying about her cat who died 5 minutes before she calls you ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Tuna has been sleeping on my feet and it has become the thing that makes me want to keep waking up each day

Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

I was an idiot for letting someone I thought I could trust stay with me. I disrespected my house, my cats, my husband, and myself. Decades of friendship crumbled. I've been doing edibles multiple times a week so I don't hurt myself because it's been so bad

My cats heard me yell at my boarder's aggressive cat who was trying to fight under the door and when I turned around they ran from me and it broke my fuccking heart

lol

Get a load of these cozy doofuses