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Evil Goat No One Alive

@hircinehellion.bsky.social

26 | he/they | pan and mentally ill |🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞 This is an all purpose kink/nsfw account. Keep it separate from my main. https://hircinehellion.carrd.co/

585 Followers  |  488 Following  |  1,253 Posts  |  Joined: 06.02.2024
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Posts by Evil Goat No One Alive (@hircinehellion.bsky.social)

i know some of you bitches have got a crush on me. i'm literally yours for the taking just come get me. start a new age of piracy boy

08.03.2026 12:26 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

high speed public transport. tear down borders. let oomf lay pipe

08.03.2026 12:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i think its great that many men desire me carnally. i just wish i could access them so they's can have me

08.03.2026 12:02 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

if they find axoarts' withered husk sucked dry of everything and my ocs suddenly start looking more succulent i didn't do anything ok?

08.03.2026 00:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you may think it unethical but i will be siphoning away the life essence of other artists to improve my own craft soon

08.03.2026 00:05 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

There's probably gonna be changes to my commissions after the current batch is dealt with bc something in my brain just isn't working anymore

07.03.2026 19:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don't place electrostim allegations upon me it's just good and honest slapstick

07.03.2026 19:51 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Ezra sits on a couch. They're extremely fat and lounging back, meanwhile, HircineHelion's character, Chimi is kneeling next to Ezra's belly blushing heavily as they're entranced by Ezra's stomach.

Ezra, a little annoyed, says "Hey buddy, I appreciate the worship and all but I have other stuff I need to do, can you wrap this up?" Which Chimi responds with a noncommital mmmphf.

In a small aside lies two comic panels, both very similar. Ezra makes Chimi look up at him as he says "Hey."

In the next panel Ezra closes his eyes as he tells Chimi to "STOP." while also shocking him.

Ezra sits on a couch. They're extremely fat and lounging back, meanwhile, HircineHelion's character, Chimi is kneeling next to Ezra's belly blushing heavily as they're entranced by Ezra's stomach. Ezra, a little annoyed, says "Hey buddy, I appreciate the worship and all but I have other stuff I need to do, can you wrap this up?" Which Chimi responds with a noncommital mmmphf. In a small aside lies two comic panels, both very similar. Ezra makes Chimi look up at him as he says "Hey." In the next panel Ezra closes his eyes as he tells Chimi to "STOP." while also shocking him.

When @hircinehellion.bsky.social asked to dot on Ezra's belly I'm pretty sure this is exactly what they wanted to happen.

07.03.2026 19:40 — 👍 106    🔁 23    💬 2    📌 0

im so for real serious if you know any reasonably sized vore or fat or paw focused groups please consider my gay little ass

07.03.2026 19:23 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

i want more freak vrchat groups to join. public discords overload the shit out of me with channels and information and whatnot. i just wanna physically walk in and mingle

07.03.2026 11:03 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

pregnancy's like that too for my particular tastes but that's like. more comical. it's like fuuuck waittt that's the wrong belly vs. come on man. not his dad

07.03.2026 10:39 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i respect peoples right to be into whatever they want but i super super do not fuck with incest and out of any fetish that exists it feels like one of the most prominent landmines waiting to be stepped on

07.03.2026 10:34 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

too often do i encounter a very particular scenario where i see some insanely good kink art that pushes a lot of buttons and then i read the dialogue and they're throwing around a few too many familial terms and i immediately want to leave

07.03.2026 10:34 — 👍 17    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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come fuck this

06.03.2026 01:19 — 👍 114    🔁 23    💬 7    📌 0
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come fuck this

06.03.2026 01:19 — 👍 114    🔁 23    💬 7    📌 0

not a high bar to clear. seems like that thing's square more often than not

05.03.2026 22:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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macro march 5

05.03.2026 15:51 — 👍 725    🔁 145    💬 20    📌 0

why do people jack off with lotion. i tried it the other day and it was fine at first but it became a fucking sensory nightmare after the lotion started to settle in as it is made to do. i felt unpleasantly greasy

04.03.2026 12:17 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

target marked and everything

04.03.2026 03:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

face buried in fat boy dick bulge snugly entombed in a cavern of soft thighs and loud belly

04.03.2026 02:06 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

been feeling particularly fucking insane lately. seeing belly and bulge and the desire to be smothered is abnormally potent

04.03.2026 00:46 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0

I haven't received any comm requests here yet so I'm re-upping this!

03.03.2026 18:38 — 👍 10    🔁 10    💬 0    📌 0

"i'm not into human preds"
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"i'm not into most human preds"

03.03.2026 12:25 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

large women on my feed providing a brick to the head to remind me i'm pan

03.03.2026 12:23 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ive been in a fucking mood lately i need attractive men to surround me and be nice or mean to me

01.03.2026 21:56 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

vrchat asset store that apparently just got hit by the classic coercion to stop hosting nsfw by payment processors who actively subtract value from humanity. got something i had my eye on before it got potentially delisted

01.03.2026 01:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

just basically panic bought a penis off jinxxy. how's your day been

01.03.2026 01:24 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

null oomf hitting you with a sexual technique they call the nothing special

28.02.2026 19:27 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

they're out here making rozital kink art. keep making igetis cuntier

28.02.2026 13:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🫡 bsky.app/profile/hirc...

27.02.2026 23:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0