Evil Goat No One Alive

sometimes you are objectively a fail L pred but a guy tastes so good you can't help yourself

part of a trade with @lizardfordinner.bsky.social

Increase my sample size NOW!!!

the stowaway... also chillin

wg drive interest poll

no guarantee i actually end up doing this but regardless tell me which character you'd most like to see in a wg drive if i were to do such a thing

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

How would one realistically calculate the approximate weight of a character whose height does not fall within human averages

truly roa2 feels the most disrespectful to play normally out of any fighting game ive played

it's like a penis blind bag you never know what they're hiding in there until you get them hard

im in a weird position where detailed animal bits irk me but i think the sheath specifically kind of goes hard. solves the design problem of why does your penis have your fur color on it + the body simply could use more orifices that make a serviceable smooch landing pad

i should actually draw my little gayass sable character instead of just having it be the creature i use in vrchat whenever i feel too austistic to draw attention and want to be a small animal in the corner

tbh i should try to draw yoob again without that weird insistence on fully humanoid body types i used to have

ok so the sandslash idea clicked instantaneously

high fiving someone so hard they gib

there was also the troll from lego clutch powers but thinking of that as something that had any bearing over how i've turned out today makes me want to end it all just a tiny bit if i'm being real

you know we on that yoob shit

ok so the sandslash idea clicked instantaneously

certified null king

damn they just had their shit out under the shell in paper mario huh

waaaait why the hell did i never consider sandslash as a pokesona candidate

of course the problem here is you gotta be alright with potentially owing like 3 or more people art with not a lot in return if you get dead last

at some point i wanna steal some shit an old friend group used to do and host some kind of video's game competition or gambling incident between a small number of artists where everyone owes art to every person who places above them

a big, fat, worm being praised after his meal

good worm

man i wanna do like a drive or giveaway or something powered by time spent clogging payment processor call centers but i've been feeling a bit burnt out and i need a break from drawing after i finish everything i've got backlogged rn

this ass digging shit is appropriation. im getting loose hair caught in there every time i shower and yall are doing it for sport. for Nothing

whenever i post art of any given character imagine bechamel presenting them suchly

no ones even squeezing me and carrying me off like a hawk what's the point of it all

need a sona that makes people enact cuteness aggression upon me

it's needed badly

normal looking outfit. average size. nothing out of the ordinary. then they unzip their top and then the force of their titanic belly spilling out launches someone out of there drenched in sweat and they're like ohhh fuck i forgot about you

i wanna do a piece that's like combination clothing entrapment + obscenely fat motherfucker wearing like hammerspace compression clothing

hyper micro stuff is so fucking funny to me. my 3 inch tall boyfriend and his gigantic cock that makes up 95% of his body mass that is average to small for someone my size