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Evil Goat No One Alive

@hircinehellion.bsky.social

26 | he/they | pan and mentally ill |🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞 This is an all purpose kink/nsfw account. Keep it separate from my main. https://hircinehellion.carrd.co/

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Posts by Evil Goat No One Alive (@hircinehellion.bsky.social)

Ive been in a fucking mood lately i need attractive men to surround me and be nice or mean to me

01.03.2026 21:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

vrchat asset store that apparently just got hit by the classic coercion to stop hosting nsfw by payment processors who actively subtract value from humanity. got something i had my eye on before it got potentially delisted

01.03.2026 01:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

just basically panic bought a penis off jinxxy. how's your day been

01.03.2026 01:24 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

null oomf hitting you with a sexual technique they call the nothing special

28.02.2026 19:27 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

they're out here making rozital kink art. keep making igetis cuntier

28.02.2026 13:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🫡 bsky.app/profile/hirc...

27.02.2026 23:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

gotta be brave enough to just post the image raw

25.02.2026 22:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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overdue trade art for @soullagoon.bsky.social

25.02.2026 03:45 — 👍 92    🔁 18    💬 1    📌 0

I was just posting about shit i'd do if I had the money for it. I don't have the money for it. I already have artists in mind. You term search warriors cannot match my freak. Go home

24.02.2026 21:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i need to draw reuben more. he should be your comfort character. you should be imagining him smiling fondly at you while you bury your face in his tits and fuck his thighs like it's for survival

24.02.2026 09:11 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i want good weight gain. i want good paws. i want good maw and belly. i want a weapon of mass destruction to annihilate anyone who shares even a single kink with me

24.02.2026 08:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

at some point i wanna get a new non-soundbyte reuben model made and like. i think to get it where i want it i have to genuinely do the bit of approaching several different specific fetish artists to frankenstein a bunch of shit together until all my bases are covered

24.02.2026 08:10 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

for every pokemon that exists there's a furry trying to psyop you into wanting to fuck it

23.02.2026 02:12 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

oomfs can put my mouth to work however they please. i got an oral fixation to sate

22.02.2026 12:13 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the men you fold are really none of my business

22.02.2026 00:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i could do a comic or a more gameplay-involved visual novel like snatcher but i gotta set a foundation first and my mind is to fickle to do fucking anything

21.02.2026 10:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i got stories that are not porn that i wanna write but it's a whole ordeal and i keep writing myself in circles and i don't even know what medium i wanna go with

21.02.2026 10:16 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i feel like part of me is trying to aggressively rip itself away from the kink art sometimes. i don't wanna stop doing it but i want more to be happening. it's most of what i do like. in general

21.02.2026 10:14 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

*pulls out the measuring tape* okay so i'd prefer if the cock were hyper with reasonably small prey but not so small that it reminds me of sounding and bothers me in that manner. there's a certain sweet spot in there that you have to hey why are you leaving

20.02.2026 11:07 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

why is my brain so fickle about so many things. can't just be into cv outright nah there's gotta be specific size ratios and vibes around it lest it do nothing for me

20.02.2026 11:00 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

every month i recover from burnout/art block/whatever and my fundamental understanding of fat anatomy becomes something different after i have to relearn it

19.02.2026 10:14 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

do I got any louisiana based oomfs out here

18.02.2026 14:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Dion (a Mardi Gras themed llama) is hanging out on a New Orleans balcony. If it weren't for their pants and their frankly tiny shirt, they'd be naked. They're flashing their moobs and their cock and balls are too big to fit in their pants. They've amassed a few beads already, 3 hanging off their neck and a few on their arm aleady.

They're surrounded by two YCH wolves. One has two beads and are cheering, the other has none.

There's people talking off screen, one saying "WOAH! Check out the rack on that one! No wonder they have so many beads!"

another says "Is that a guy or a chick? Whatever they are I should be paying to see THOSE!!"

Dion (a Mardi Gras themed llama) is hanging out on a New Orleans balcony. If it weren't for their pants and their frankly tiny shirt, they'd be naked. They're flashing their moobs and their cock and balls are too big to fit in their pants. They've amassed a few beads already, 3 hanging off their neck and a few on their arm aleady. They're surrounded by two YCH wolves. One has two beads and are cheering, the other has none. There's people talking off screen, one saying "WOAH! Check out the rack on that one! No wonder they have so many beads!" another says "Is that a guy or a chick? Whatever they are I should be paying to see THOSE!!"

Happy Mardi Gras everyone! or Fat Tuesday for those who aren't inclined. It's the biggest party down south so you know Dion had to be there!

17.02.2026 17:32 — 👍 55    🔁 16    💬 1    📌 0

I would never repost a means to keep your ID safe and to give the middle finger to a company ran by the grandson of Mosley.

I would also never encourage you guys to spread the word of this method to fill Palantir's servers with Metaverse like avatars to do a bit of trolling (a lot of it) 😇

17.02.2026 07:37 — 👍 2811    🔁 2038    💬 11    📌 5

more than ever I want someone to just come take me and I live with you now

17.02.2026 22:24 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

i have a note from my doctor here that says im clinically doopid

16.02.2026 22:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

god it had been so hard to focus on commissions lately i do not know why

16.02.2026 22:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

nuh uh

16.02.2026 12:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

null tf scenario i was sucking your dick and it disappeared while you weren't looking and i honestly have no idea what happened to it. gulp

16.02.2026 12:35 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

am i insane for thinking holes in clothes are just a little bit hot. not like fully fucking ripped apart dead or alive style but moreso you've had those boxers for too long and i can see a modicum of ass cheek. i know you like that shirt but there's a small tummy window

16.02.2026 10:19 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0