Tony!Toni!Toe Knee!

Sister Wendy! I was tight with the rest of her posse: The Poor Sisters of the Perpetual Erection...

Trump had a Qatari delegation aboard AF1 and attempted to maul one of them with his left hand, poor bastard recoiled. But then, everything about Turnip is makrooh.

A quick gallop atop one of those hot singles in my area, methinks, then a nap.

Knocked us out of second for now, the hoors!

"You're barred!"
Can I have that in writing, please.
"Your brared!".

Leash We Forget.

Sex offender who sparked summer riots spotted ‘in London area’ after being freed by mistake Essex police say search ongoing for former asylum seeker Hadush Gerberslasie Kebatu

Oopsie-Daisy!

Sex offender who sparked summer riots spotted ‘in London area’ after being freed by mistake | Prisons and probation | The Guardian share.google/5hEtlhe3j6Ot...

The ear fella...

Turnip's son is a chronic user, what's his point?

Fucking meatsplaining! 😂

There is not a more incredulous-looking creature than a dog watching you scrape food scraps into the bin.

Sadie!

BREAKING: Reporter asks Press Secretary crazy question and Karoline Leavitt gives stormy reply.

Fair play!

The Bonwit Teller building. The man is an uncouth pig.

With all the talk of ablutions performed below the knee, I tried this and can say – with certainty – that those who subscribe to this beastly practice belong on all the registers.

With Turnip's edicts taking effect, I never realised how many Americans rely on SNAP, and other subsidies – it's eye-watering. Thank goD they reject socialism.

Going out on a lim?

You think KKKaroline Leavitt is bad? Meet Shosh Bedrosian, Israel's latest hasbara mouthpiece. An odious zio shit-spreader.

"Alleged", because you've got to keep things legal... and shit.

Anything missing from The Vatican? You know them English...

Trump continues to fume about Canada amid escalating trade battle “CANADA CHEATED AND GOT CAUGHT!!!” the president charged Friday on Truth Social.

Turnip is only mad because he remembered Nancy wouldn't blow him, and Nancy blew everyone!

Trump continues to fume about Canada amid escalating trade battle - POLITICO share.google/B38RnwMA3OIO...

christ, he'd stroke out!

In Rob's defense, he's an imbecile.

Find the lost socks, and you'll find the spoons.

Thank you for your service, madam.

That's you barred from Grimsby.

Rien dans la tête...

Need to lose twenty (20) lbs of unsightly flesh, is decapitation covered by insurance?

5 Condiments You Should Never Keep Past Their Expiration Date Learn which condiments are high-risk if kept past their expiration date, along with how long they typically last after opening and key signs of spoilage to look out for.

Trojans and Durex mostl... sorry, thought it said condoms.
Source: Southern Living
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