Tony!Toni!Toe Knee!

Butler did it...

Some TSA Lines Hit 3 Hours—How Much Longer Could Those Last? As unpaid TSA officers brace to miss their first full paycheck, absenteeism is leading to longer wait times at airport security checkpoints.

Please, President Turnip. Can we stop all the winning?
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He never will. Remember Hannity saying he wanted to be waterboarded, still waiting for that one.

Trump never thought to top up the strategic reserve – which sits at 50% capacity – prior to his war with Iran. That's how fucking stupid this fool is.

Ignore him, because his eyes are way too close together.

The Dow is just above 46,000 dollars, and going down faster than Melania at an Einstein party. Releasing the Trump Files would make a good distraction.

8 Things You Should Never Clean With Dish Soap While dish soap may seem like a quick and easy solution, there are certain surfaces and materials that can be damaged by dish soap.

10, if you include your Willy and nethers. I know this now.
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Alan forgot his antipsychotic medication.

BBC Audio | Profile | Pete Hegseth Pete Hegseth, US Secretary of Defense.

Rapist.
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What's your sign?

I was hoping for ¡Ay, Bugger!

Dozens killed as Israeli special forces raid Lebanese village in search of 40-year-old remains Overnight, one Israeli operation saw at least 41 people killed and 40 injured, according to the Lebanese health ministry.

All for a pile of bones that weren't there. Add this to the growing list of zio-atrocities.
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At least this Mojtaba Khamenei fella served in the military, so he has that over Turnip.

My municipality is now accepting polystyrene in the recycling, so obviously I'm stoked. Baby steps on bloodied stumps.

We really are sliding into a new dark age – and fast. If there’s an election in your area this May, register and vote. Because if sensible people stay home, the loudest idiots won’t just shout online. They’ll start making the decisions that shape your life.

Israel hitting energy infrastructure, desalination plants, and hospitals. Same genocidal intent being visited on a different people.

Tapping into some new material, I see.

Ask the coopers. There was probably such rancour over the spelling of litre, they stuck with imperial.

"Rogue Iranian Terror Regime" was the name of our Showaddywaddy tribute band in high school.

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Israel has killed tens of thousands of Palestinian women and girls in its genocidal war on Gaza.

On International Women's Day, we look at the number of women and girls Israel killed in Gaza in 2025.

#Infograph

Uncouth
Senile
Arsehole...

Never crossed paths with a choreographer either.

And you certainly did! 👏

Wouldn't surprise me if he insisted they be buried in one of Ivanka's Chinese coffins.

And why their shit-eating grins? Gormless twats.

Wow -- as first spotted by @BadFoxGraphics on X, Fox & Friends this morning used *old footage of a previous dignified transfer* to mislead their audience about the fact that Trump wore a baseball cap during the one yesterday

Ex-pats flooding back to the UK from Dubai. Give them £50, and send them back*.

*as per Enoch.

Get thee post haste to a physician

This, in my opinion, is a good flick.