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A toolmaker's tool son

Perhaps it's time for Starmer to stop being an obsequious twat, and tell turnip to fuck off, perhaps.

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They're possessed, RUN!
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If it's on the cobbles; I've got your six, old bean.

Kim is up to his ample arse in nuclear missiles, and yet...

Melty-faced, obsequious twat.

Have they tried praying more, like Huckafuck?

Investigation finds ‘secretly’ added chemicals of unknown safety in US food supply | CNN Over 100 chemicals of unknown safety were secretly added to foods and supplements without notifying the public or the FDA, a new investigation found.

If only America had a functional agency to deal with t. . . oh, right.

Source: CNN
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At least they avoided cypress, as you wood.

I took a Viagra, but it got stuck in my throat so now I'm coughing with a floppy willy... I think that's how it goes.

As Twain said; I would have written a shorter note, had I the time.

Jesus was the one who looked like a Bee Gee, hope that helps.

Turnip loves an audience.

So ridiculous to say this about Israel, the nation that has done exactly this but a million times worse in Gaza for two years. Fully captured media.

Clearly a stallion, as you can see the big dick on it...

Just burn it so they can't use it in evidence.
Try Clorox spray with a q-tip

"remember what you forgot last time!"
Yeah, forget to leave you here.

Melania Trump presides over U.N. Security Council meeting as U.S. continues Iran strikes The White House announced first lady Melania Trump would preside over the meeting last week before the U.S. and Israel launched a joint U.S.-Israeli military mission in Iran.

"Ay vant to breeng dis meedin to orduur!"

morning x

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The phone's also ringing off the hook with revolutionary guard hombres looking for amnesty. Man is fucking deranged!

Kegbreath, US Defense Secretary: "we didn't start this war". . . Sure as fuck wasn't the Quakers. Meanwhile, the Gandhi hospital in Tehran was bombed, so the jOos are back to form.

If that happens, it'll spread to his knees.

Oh, goody! Master Chief from Halo is getting a gong.

Two headlines. When Iranian government reports casualties, it is a claim but, when Israel does the same, it is a fact.

Manufacturing legitimacy. #NYTimes #Iran

Longer ribbons weren't in the budget, what with the grifting, and everything...

Behold, the Neckel.

"sorry I hadda give ya all kirks in ya change, pal!"
I know, pain in the neck...

"Children are being killed in American and Israeli attacks on Egypt and Iran. Between past and present, the same policy of killing persists by the same killer."
~ Quds News Network

They still would if we let them.

A quid! A full ferret? 😂