newt NOT rook

Am I coming back to people from another world showing up here? That's actually really cool. I need to know how it happened.

#ooc you know what, i'm going to say it. like varric, i'm old and tired and done this too many times. gonna hold your hand with a pair of hot tongs when i say this and i'm not gonna sugar coat it. we've tried that. y'all don't listen.

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Things are getting spicy out here, I see.

I agree. There's definitely plenty of appeal to both of you.

Ah, right. /Can I climb you?/

You definitely are. Is that a yes?

Yes. And climb the very attractive men. It's only right. You included, clearly.

Polycule with me, Newt, when?

*smiles* I look forward to when you have an answer.

Yes, but only if you're willing.

Who says I have to climb you while you're standing? I'm sure it'd be fine then.

You're big. It's a size thing. And pretty much everyone is taller and bigger than me and I like a challenge so ---

That's besides the point and I disagree besides. I'm perfectly content where my standards are. Though I could do with more... climbing. If you catch my meaning.

*leans forward* oooor maybe you're just not your own type and that's just fine. I'd still kiss you and more given half the chance.

She's everywhere. She's in the walls.

You. You're attractive. Is that so surprising to you?

Orrrrr... I could flirt with very attractive men (unless they ask me to stop of course, consent is sexy and boundaries are important), you included.

By being drop dead gorgeous. A kiss from you would let die happy so if you're willing, let me know.

I am but a very gay squirrel and there are very attractive men everywhere, what do you expect me to do?

Is that an invitation? Because I will gladly accept

Polycule with me, Newt, when?

I'm light and he's sturdier than he looks. He can take it.

may have gone out the other night. someone got this of me and honestly, these are pretty fun to do and stay on. hate bars, but this? this was fun.

Him, Emmrich, Lucanis, and Spite. All climbable.

Yes, I would climb Davrin like a tree. Any time. Anywhere.

There's certainly more where that came from if you want it.

*drive by smooch time*

*smiles, happy that his gift is welcomed* Well, since I can do a lot while asleep, it does require that and for you to be with me, but if I charge it with my magic before we do then I can essentially pull you along for the ride.

I made it, actually. *he reaches over and presses some of his magic inside which causes the sigils to glow* I told you I was a dreamer and you find the fade fascinating so... I designed something where I could take you with me. If you want and trust me with it.

But I did because I care and I haven't done the holidays a lot, so --- *holds up the little box that he had hidden away for this that houses a special, magically fueled bracelet inside*