Jay💣

Fall is the beginning of the brr-brr chilly times.
I dun like it 😖❄️

And yet, somehow still a good boy

GM, indeed

I cannot even begin to explain how on brand it is for me to stan the most problematic evolution.... 💙

QTP with a gif of your favorite Eeveelution

Also #moist

Unshaven, overslept, and now it's raining ⛈️
Good morning, I guess

Someone stole the signal pole for my irrigation system at work 😭

Why?! What could they possibly do with it????

Oof........ ✋ *Raises hand slowly in union worker*

I think the Internet also agrees that it's hot

It's my favorite spoopy little guy

But but but but

*screams into the gape*

My friends get furloughed almost every year ,now, so it's always a big to-do on my socials

Mt. Hood is a bi-icon

Mt. Hood coming out as Bisexual was not on my bingo card

Hope everyone is having a fun and safe(ish) #Folsom Weekend!

Thank you!
I've been drinking water and I feel better. 😁
Sometimes I forget to drink water for a couple of days ....

I feel like shit today but I also lost two pounds since yesterday somehow??

Maybe I'm dehydrated

Oh good.
Happy Birthday!

Idk if this was supposed to make me laugh but ... 😂😂😂😂

Didn't get much sleep last night. We don't get thunder and lightning here often, so of course I stayed up to watch it ⛈️⚡⚡

I've been watching my teammates Instagram stories. The rain looks crazy 😂

Today is the end of my work week! What should I do?

Happy Birthday!

Between Robert Irwin's shoot for Bonds and Chris Evans in a jockstrap from his new movie.... My Instagram is in a choke hold 😂

My favorite is when someone called in to my office to ask when we were gonna spray for bugs on our hiking trails.
She saw too many bugs in the grass and thought we needed to deal with it 😂

Went from the hottest day of the year to clouds and rain.
Which coast am I on again??

"I saw coyotes on my morning hike, in your park"

"Congrats. You outdoors'ed"