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The real white nationalists were the friends we made along the way … to Mugshot’s

Vibes, no matter their intensity, are a poor substitute for facts. Unfortunately for us all, our on-lineness often serves to turn our vibes dial to 11.

It’s a bad look … but not for Stacy & Aaron.

Not before the Texas Roadhouse at Anderson Mill

Tweet that reads: 'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

Ten years ago today.

generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses

El El Bean

Bongs don’t have zipperz

Photojournalist Bill Biggart died when the second tower collapsed on him on 9/11, but the film he shot that day and his flash card were recovered from the debris and developed, along with his flash card.

You can see his amazing photos of 9/11, the last photos he took while alive, here:

Imma stay and throw my coat over as much mud as I can.

Observation from professional joke writer with way more than my 10k hours: force-feeding jokes is bad joke-craft. Satire that winks and nods along the way - while easier to digest - is still shit joke craft.

Dude got distracted by the spider sculpture

When you financially support outlets, the link is super convenient. You don’t want convenience, you want free. And that eventually leads to nothingness.

AUSTIN: Come see me do standup tomorrow (8pm) and Saturday (8 & 10 pm)! Hear the story about the time my dad won a lion-naming contest! TIX: the-velveeta-room-the-velveeta-room.seatengine.com/events/10960...

My kids aren’t there for the drinks. They’re there for the pull tabs and free popcorn.

Let’s Roll

Sorry to call bullshit, but if you think potato salad with green peas wouldn’t be above the fold news here in Texas, you’re mistaken.

Die your lonely death

Everybody commenting on Waffle House when Top Notch is right there in the photo

A legal marijuana structure, like those in place in 24 US states, eliminates the need to deal with delta 8, delta 10, hhc, etc.

I don’t understand jokes. Is this the app for me?

I got to the reveal and just closed my browser. Out of respect, of course.

I never imagined that Jeffrey Epstein would be “the line” but here we are, so just pointing out that it’s an opportunity that is worth handling with care, cuz there may not be another one

Hot Schadenfreude Summer

we're gonna get the stupidest possible version of skynet

No, AlphaFold has not completely solved protein folding Biology is hard. Yes, even for AI.

AlphaFold is great, but contrary to public opinion it has not completely solved the protein folding problem. Much work remains to be done.
clauswilke.substack.com/p/no-alphafo...

Ken Paxton is a massive piece of shit who worked with anti-abortion activists to find abusive men willing to sue over their ex’s abortions.

I guess that’s my way of saying: if Ken Paxton got you pregnant, hit me up at tips@abortioneveryday.com

“What are you gonna do,” I ask the guy in a k-hole, drooling, watching someone else play Path of Exile 2, “start your own political party?”

Batting 1.000 when it comes to being wrong!

Keep it up, you lonely bitch