Melli / juiceless 🫠

It’s so weird that not so long ago, like, less than 20 years, the progressive feminist position was gender de-segregation in sport and other male dominated spaces. Then the terfs came along and convinced the mainstream that the most progressive feminist position is that women are weak and feeble.

[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.] JANET: Ugh... LIZ: What's up? JANET: I am so bored of cooking peas! LIZ: Have you tried... AI peas? JANET: AI peas? LIZ: They're peas with AI! [Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI]. LIZ: Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas JANET: What LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines] Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas? [Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it] LIZ: Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine [Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas] LIZ: With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas! JANET: What LIZ: Shut up LIZ: Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow From opening the bag of peas to boiling the peas to eating the peas To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means. JANET: Is it really necessary to- LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]: THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET [Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan: AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas. [Ends]

Every ad now

Gotta keep the nest well-stocked ;)

YouTube video by Madoka Magicaulk BETAOLOGY: Why Do Betas Exist In Omegaverse? (PART 1)

I FORGOT TO POST IT HERE betaology part one is here www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcBu...

This is soooo funny what a wonderfully curated collection of insane wolf images and engaging narration i love it!!

Mel Medarda and Sevika in fantasy styled clothes in a parody of "reincarnated into villainess" webtoon covers

Comic of Mel Medarda in the modern AU transmigrating into the fantasy book she's reading based off Arcane as a villainess. She decides to take matters into her own hands to resolve the plot and ends up finding Sevika in Madam Babette's pleasure house

“I reincarnated into the villainess” power fantasy webtoons but I make it #melvika

Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

whenever I explain to people the USA politics makes perfect sense if you know the people running the show are evangelical death cultists that want the Rapture to happen by triggering it in Israel i sound like a conspiracy theorist or I'm telling them the plot to a movie. But it's what is happening.

“The forces we are up against have made peace with mass death. They are treasonous to this world and its human and non-human inhabitants.”

Oh it’s never leaving my brain again

Soooo devastated! The entire revised comment was like 3 paragraphs long (something about “your writing is like hiking up a long hill”??) but unnoice lodged in my brain and hasn’t left since

Woke up genuinely devoistated 🥲

Satellite proposals threaten the night sky In the United States, the Federal Communications Commission (FCC), the agency responsible for authorizing satellite launches and operations…

The FCC just opened public comments on SpaceX's plan to launch a million satellites to do AI compute in space. Under the current proposal, an environmental review won't be required. Please consider submitting a public comment to oppose this damaging plan.
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Had a dream someone was very unhappy with a new chapter of a fic so they went back and edited their comment on a previous chapter to reflect their displeasure. Changed “noice” to “unnoice.” Devastating

Hey folks, I hadn't thought of it in these terms, but protesting planned AI data centers in your local area *could literally bring the entire fascist house of cards down*, b/c the big fascist tech cos have bet HEAVY on AI, but the demand ain't happening so their $100s of billions of Nvidia chips...

All hands on deck, folks. This will effectively eliminate all books by queer authors and about queer lives, even books with secondary characters, books where the author or a character uses they/them pronouns. This bill will erase identities and harm kids. And it won't stop at public schools.

Ramadan has started, and the World Central Kitchen has a program to distribute food aid to people in Gaza. Each kit for Ramadan contains nearly 30 pounds of halal—enough for up to 70 meals. If you have spare funds, please consider a donation of $60 to assist the people still struggling in Gaza.

OH MY GOOOOLLY GEE this is so cute!! The shrimps kissing on the cover! I’m crying of joy 💖🦐💖the eclair and lingerie and handcuffs and everything 😭😭 the speckled edges are adorable and i love how well it matches with the Hallmark binding! What a wonderful Valentine’s Day, thanks so much for sharing 🫂

happy valentine's day!!! i did finish (also i had what i can only describe as an epic whoopsiedoodle, but we soldier on)

Life is (not) a Cheap Porno by @mellicindi.bsky.social, a story from the Hallmarkverse <3 (it's an xmas story, but i thnk it's perfect for valentines as well!)

1/ ProPublica collected handwritten letters in mid-January from children held at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center, the same facility where 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos was taken.

Hundreds of kids are still detained.

We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵

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#svsss #bingqiu

three-panel svsss comic: 1) mobei-jun emerges from a portal, surprising shen qingqiu and luo binghe. mbj: "Junshang. Royal consort Shen Qingqiu. This king requests a moment of the consort's counsel." sqq: "mobei-jun?? / this lord will, uh, hear your request...?" 2) mobei-jun raises his hand to summon an ice sword. mbj: "The consort's knowledge of beasts of the three realms is said to surpass all others. / Shang Qinghua is experiencing lethargy of mind and body which he says can only be cured by a "Monster." / Which creature must be slain to acquire this... "Energy Drink?" 3) chibi sqq beats sqh over the head with his fan... sorry man sqq: you stupid bastard!! fucking moron!!! sqh: sorreee!!! I'm sorry!!! I was super hungover!!!

#svsss (read L➡️R but i wrote it weird lol)

A healthy, functioning Binghe needs his JRPG hair vents ✨

They are sooo cute and your linework is so clean and pretty!!

Some assorted reverse transmigration BinggeYuans as my half of a trade with @softandworm.bsky.social !! Sorry, Bingge, Shen Yuan is just not equipped for demon lords in clingy sulking mode. (Try harder!)

#pmmm #madokamagica #madohomu

So pretty!! Your color sense is really wonderful 🥰

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'