The Cunning Potato

A grey longhaired tabby cat and a black short haired cat sharing a cat tower

Hello loves. I'm mostly not on here today because it's all so ineffably sad and awful, but here is a Fritzi and a Poppy to hopefully cleanse your palate. See you soon.

Don't drag me into this.

The secret hero of Moore's Swamp Thing run.

Buzz Osborne, lead singer and guitarist for The Melvins. He is a heavyset white dude in his middle age with an alarming shock of grey frizzy hair. He looks displeased.

This is the Melvin who has your package, wyd

Are they the little foot-nibbling guys?

They have a male alpaca there who is ungovernable. His mission in life is to escape his enclosure whenever someone is using the grounds for an event and fuck up their decorations. He is hero, to me.

A dark brown alpaca being gently restrained by her handler. She has a pretty pink bow on her head, because she is fancy.

A alpaca.

That would be awesome too, but not a feature of this location. Happily, there are amazing botanical gardens nearby which have alpacas you can hang out with (we are going to St. Andrews-by-the-Sea, New Brunswick, which is just across the border from Maine if you ever want to visit).

Bri, they are the good doggos of the sea.

I should add, not in a Troy McClure sense of the phrase "aquarium with a petting zoo".

Three short months until I visit one of my favourite types of location on the planet: an aquarium with a petting zoo.

And I'd say that with Summer of Night/Children of Night/A Winter Haunting he beat Stephen King at his own game. Phenomenal talent, such a shame his brain broke after 9/11.

Just watched Sundel Bolong yesterday and was whining to myself about the scarcity of Suzzanna flicks on the North American market so you have really come through here, besties.

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You let your license expire. Prepare to renew.

Incredible story. Not a good swimmer but did not hesitate to dive into the freezing lake and keep the child’s head above water, saving her life. There is a GFM for folks who want to acknowledge and support Lio’s brave actions.

www.gofundme.com/f/help-lio-r...

Screaming, crying, laughing etc

MODERN GOLDFINGER: A friendly wager, then, Mr. Bond? Five thousand Euros, club rules. I trust you have your own pickleball racquet?

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

"Hi, I'm Billy Shakespeare and welcome to Jackass!"

I swear to god, if they don't drop a helicopter on Ogilvie before the season ends...

Post a tree you photographed.

Can confirm that mature, married Haley is a much better character than when you first meet.

"Is that a good rate, and also is it normal for the parents to ask for your blood type and whether your own family would look for you if you went missing?"

THE BABY (1973, dir. Ted Post)

If you circle back to it, omnibuses 2 and 3 are absolutely fantastic.

How are you on Grendel?

There should be a Stardew Valley mod where you can arrest Clint, the incel blacksmith, for his role in the January 6th riot at the Capitol Building in Washington D.C.

And contrariwise to that: new least-popular marriage candidate just dropped.

It's too horrible to contemplate.

The secret ingredient? Hot crosses.