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Joyboy the Soyboy

@stopheathertime.bsky.social

Vegan cheesemonger and science fiction writer

196 Followers  |  72 Following  |  19 Posts  |  Joined: 22.08.2023  |  1.894

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At this point, if you buy a cybertruck, itโ€™s safe to assume you have a humiliation kink

18.12.2024 13:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s so funny when someone tries to trigger us with pics of steak.

Like bro, I woke up this morning in a pool of blood and my first thought was โ€œwhat an inconvenience.โ€ You think Iโ€™m bothered by your poorly-cooked cat food?

17.12.2024 18:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Honestly my cooking is a whole vibe

29.11.2024 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Every year, my mom complains that my vegan meat substitutes are โ€œtoo processedโ€ so this year Iโ€™m letting her see the process.

This is the largest seitan roast Iโ€™ve ever made. Used 5lbs. of high protein flour to get it started. Will post more pics!

26.11.2024 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bulk section of any weird hippie store is where I go!

We get dry beans, grains, lentils, coffee, nooch, sometimes even oatmilk chocolate chips, all in bulk!

25.11.2024 03:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I forgot to mention coquito!

24.11.2024 23:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Guess whoโ€™s making flan and coconut cream pie?

24.11.2024 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I canโ€™t find any info on it.

Iโ€™m going to throw them in the smoker for an hour and see what happens.

24.11.2024 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yo if anyone has made Juicy Marbles in the smoker I would love some tips.

24.11.2024 01:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh this was an easy follow back lol

15.11.2024 15:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m going to follow everyone back just give me a little time! I need to screen for my stalker.

15.11.2024 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m sure youโ€™re familiar with Warak enab (rolled grapeleaves) these are the same stuffing but in zucchini and squash!

We call the stuffing Hashweh, and stuff everything with it.

15.11.2024 14:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I guess Iโ€™m here now

15.11.2024 13:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is that chain migration I keep hearing about

06.09.2023 14:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Kousa Mahashi ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•

06.09.2023 14:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I should really spend more time on Bluesky. Twitter is basically unusable because of the ads and bots.

06.09.2023 01:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine living on a homestead and making food for yourself and your family, then someone comes and takes you away and puts you in a different house. You donโ€™t know how to get back home, but you need to keep feeding your family. Then they start taking the food you make for themselves.

26.08.2023 11:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

More importantly, I need you

23.08.2023 13:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Swamp juice

23.08.2023 13:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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