Jonny Dent

Geriatric millennial here who has never watched an episode of The Simpsons.

This is wrong re: A&M. UT fans will tell you OU is their biggest rival but they're lying. They hate A&M 10x more. I lived in TX with friends that were alums of both schools. Even though they weren't in the same conference for over a decade, they couldn't shut up about how much they hated each other.

It was very surreal year 1 of Freeze. I'm kinda scared how used to it I am now though.

*handwringing dammit

Lot of handwriting about how CFB is going down the tubes, and 99% is wrong. This however is the 1% that will kill the sport we loved.

AP needs to get with the times.

Wild tangent, but I hate when outlets use really old postal state abbreviations for states that were discarded decades ago. Louisiana isn't "La." it's "LA". Do they do it with other states or just the Boot because of Los Angeles?

They have a spinoff of a spinoff of Big Bang Theory for gods sake.

I appreciate you omitting the fact that the Auburn/Vandy series is tied.

I find it downright adorable that there are still evangelicals legitimately believing in the rapture in 2025. That's the kind of irrational hope normally only found in sports fans.

Well in that case, I'd just tell him I'm ranked. He wouldn't be able to lay a finger in me then.

Point and say, "Look! A Runza!!!"

Paul was crazy and people don't talk about it enough.

And 70

Oh, Atlanta... What is you doing girl?

This does not make me feel any kinder toward OU.

So Napier is not as fired as I believe he is?

Everyday, I get a little more angry at the naivety of the Founders.

Auburn peeps, anybody know who got fired and what exactly they said?

NOLA had 120 yards on 10 carries.

Overheard as I passed some folks in downtown Lincoln just now: "I mean, losing to Michigan wouldn't be THAT bad..."

My favorite part is accusing the media member of not being "all in".

And the difference between good and great Chex mix is how much Tabasco you put on it (or hot sauce of your choice).

The Cheerios are the best part of homemade Chex mix because they absorb the most of the butter/worcestershire/spices.

I will never count out Deboer's ability to blow it.

My high school friends and I spoke in "The Ladies' Man" voice for many years.

Pointed out Ashford to the Mrs. just moments before he threw a thick 6.