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Hey Utah folks! I need suggestions for legal representation/advice for dealing with a predatory property management company (Maxx PM). They're trying to keep a $1500 deposit and $1600 on top of it for cleaning and "repairs" to completely normal wear and tear.

They either making a deal or she’s going to have an accident

The last two people Trump got fired:

1. Stephen Colbert, for telling the truth about him.

2. Dr. Erika McEntarfer, for telling the truth about his horrible job statistics

Ghislaine Maxwell didn't kill herself 😬

I don’t know man. It feels like there’s the rumbling of an avalanche and so many wealthy men are about to come tumbling down from the peak of Epstein mountain.

But pretty close tbh

😱

Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently

Colbert has the highest ratings of any late night host.

"Financial reasons" my ass. This is political.

Yesterday, Maurene Comey, who prosecuted the Epstein case, was summarily fired from SDNY. Her letter to colleagues pulls no punches. "Fear is the tool of a tyrant, wielded to suppress independent thought."

h/t @msnbc.com

Well *I* danced with Unabomber and then we went to Applebee's and got the ultimate Cajun pasta and a bunch of frozen margs

The straights will never be ok

Surely it's because they've been married for 17 years. Surely right?

Curb cut effect

Done without hesitation. Done with no regret.

Anarchy. Like legit anarchists are the sweetest most giving people ever

It's the perfect crime

So you're saying that IS the droid they were looking for??

So the guy who ruined my favorite social network wants to start a political party? LOL

Don’t for one second, not one millisecond, say babies drowning in Texas is justified because of their parent’s vote.

Jesus Christ. Be better.

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You wouldn’t vacation in Dachau in 1935. Don’t vacation in Florida in 2025.

I'm surprised it's not the X Party

a man sitting at a desk with a box of boise paper in front of him Alt: Michael Scott from The Office yelling "I declare bankruptcy!"

He didn't tweet it, he declared it

Have you called Congress yet? Republicans need to find their spines and #VoteHellNo Please call your representatives!

I work as an elder and hospice caregiver, which I am oddly passionate about. I can love on them shamelessly and no one complains about my codependence. It's a win-win situation. Many of my caregiving colleagues complain about the repetitive questions and, sometimes reactions, of the elderly, especially when those patients happen to read the newspaper, especially with the current downward spiral of our country — as if these people haven't lived through enough horror... I love my dementia peeps, but sometimes wonder if there's a Guinness Book World Record for how many times an hour a dementia patient can repeat the same question — it's got to be in the hundreds. At least with small children, they ask different questions. Dementia patients will get stuck on one short question and ask it until you can interrupt their train(carousel) of thought and successfully redirect their attention. That carousel is pretty manic sometimes. A couple days ago, I picked up my mail from the post office and drove over to the nursing home to take (let's call her "Miss Daisy") Miss Daisy out for a drive. Before we took off on our road trip, to the end of The Road and back, in our landlocked little town (Juneau, Alaska), I set my copy of The Onion down in front of her. Over our two-hour excursion, tiny Miss Daisy read that front page at least a dozen times and each time she would snicker, giggle, and guffaw, then put it down on the dash board and, a minute later, discover it anew. I think it was the best afternoon of my life. We don't often hear them laugh and when they do, it's the sweetest thing you've ever heard. ... Thank you, thank you, thank you, for the really important work all of you do. You make the world a better place.

I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that.

The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one.

This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.