Dr. Twittenheimer

"There's plenty of fish in the sea."

- Supportive friend / imprecise ichthyologist

10.02.2026 19:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe the real zombie apocalypse is all the friends we turned into zombies along the way.

09.02.2026 19:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🎶 "Ra-Ra-Rasputin, he always kept the ice so clean." 🎶

- Zamboni M.

09.02.2026 19:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven."

- Non-random number generator

09.02.2026 16:31 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I hope my last words are something simple, like "That meal and the sex were both great, but I'd better get to bed since I'm 120 years old".

09.02.2026 16:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wonder if dung beetles refer to us as pizza mammals.

09.02.2026 16:03 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1