Like you know what now that I hear it backโฆmaybe I should be a comedian ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
25.10.2025 19:11 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@dontforgetmye.bsky.social
๐ Over 30 & in bed by 11:15pm โค๏ธ NJ & DMV
Like you know what now that I hear it backโฆmaybe I should be a comedian ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
25.10.2025 19:11 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Having a man read your text messages back to you be funny af.
25.10.2025 19:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Ayo lmao
25.10.2025 14:14 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My mother accidentally put something in the wrong chat.
Now weโre all putting random memes and saying โwrong chatโ after lol
I looked out my window at the wrong time because now Iโm wondering wth that was
24.10.2025 02:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Yo one of the them lil drone things just launched something out of it
24.10.2025 02:51 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Just like an athlete smh
24.10.2025 02:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Updated my phone and now Iโm terrorizing people with polls
23.10.2025 17:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0As long as Iโm able I will keep fresh roses in my home.
I love waking up and smelling the roses before I really get into the day.
I be having a ball with life!
23.10.2025 15:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Lmao this feels like a slur!!
23.10.2025 15:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1๐คฃ๐คฃ
23.10.2025 14:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I do need to clip the ends today though.
23.10.2025 14:53 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A dozen white roses in a vase. A tablespoon of bleach was added to the water.
The bleach in the water thing works and they are blooming beautifully โบ๏ธ
23.10.2025 14:52 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Lmaoo Iโm not listening to this light skinned nonsense
23.10.2025 14:48 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Great day to be 5โ7
23.10.2025 14:23 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Lmao oh he got bigger problems
23.10.2025 11:48 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Smh idk why men do this
23.10.2025 11:38 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Good morning to everyone who enjoys peppermint mocha coffee creamer!
23.10.2025 11:37 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0๐คฃ
23.10.2025 09:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๐ he was about to watch college football so I absolutely did
23.10.2025 01:38 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Yall this man ainโt care about the bird I sawโฆaccording to TikTok he hates my guts ๐คฃ
23.10.2025 00:29 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Oh so you donโt like when I hoot & hollerโฆbut every time I try to get off the phone you got something else to say lol
Live in your truthโฆyou like when I fuss ๐
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22.10.2025 20:26 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My friend said we should try to recreate a $40 DC weekend for nostalgia.
Yall none of the places exist anymore.
$40 was the magic number lol
22.10.2025 20:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My first apt the rent was $1575 - utilities included - but everything else in life was affordable and I was walking distance to a lot.
I took the train everywhere and everything was cheap! $40 could take me through a weekend.
You canโt tell the elders about what you have going on at work because they act like this is 80s.
22.10.2025 18:51 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Congrats!
22.10.2025 16:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Everyone woman has an emotional support Crip for times like this
22.10.2025 15:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0