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it's Stephanie. God hates taxonomists. She/They

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Its winter: time to throw some unmeasured random bullshit in a pot and make the most homely nourishing chilli ever conceived

23.07.2025 07:12 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Writing has been such a boon on these miserable winter days where i feel so useless. As long as i can go for a walk and get out my 300 words than the day isn’t a waste

15.07.2025 07:44 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The maccas β€œpeak chicken” ad is meant to be saying it’s really good chicken but I keep thinking its an ominous warning of a food systems collapse a la β€œpeak oil”

15.07.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lemme just go toilet in this wet clay pot

13.07.2025 08:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

They don’t even have to be metal too.

09.07.2025 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We should bring back the odd crown tbh

09.07.2025 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Editing each chunk of the story into 12 different versions is actually like a lot of bloody work lmfao sheeeeesh

07.07.2025 07:39 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

$36 and one PDF later

05.07.2025 08:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Quinns hard sold me mythic bastionland

04.07.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

The pagan, eucharistic Irish-controlled Dublin

04.07.2025 08:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ABC u rlly cant be calling it that

04.07.2025 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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There are beautiful and free minds out in this world

02.07.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Restaurant menus should have three options maximum

01.07.2025 10:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna try to play guitar in the key of A

29.06.2025 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Throwback pfp…

27.06.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I just ate it it was so good

27.06.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Its the maple kind…

27.06.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have some bacon waiting for me in the fridge

27.06.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Make It Snow by Ellie Samson A single-use, single- player game about memories of snow.

I've got a tiny batch of physical copies of
❄️Make It Snow (and by 'it' I mean this zine)❄️
If you'd like one, chuck me a message and I'll figure out how to get it to you!!

Otherwise if you want to print your own, I've uploaded a pdf version to itch here.
toestee.itch.io/make-it-snow...

27.06.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just hope the empathy holds out because before long it will be needing a lot more than 280 per year intake

27.06.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

At that rate we would absorb the whole island’s population in 35 years.
Obviously I want us doing more to curb emissions too, but I am glad we are setting a precedent for helping climate refugees from the oceanic countries we claim to be friends of.

27.06.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You can have fun writing a little story, where everything is made up. They cannot even stop you.

25.06.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They look related… problematic..

24.06.2025 07:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œHow many of the new scanners should we order for mifo?”
β€œOh idk… its a small station… three? Lets say three”

24.06.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think i watch 27 health insurance ads a day maybe

23.06.2025 06:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A council can have love for a cow

23.06.2025 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ›°οΈπŸ“‘πŸ”­βœ¨πŸ’«πŸŒŒ

21.06.2025 09:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The tunnel is breathing… the first gasps of a baby… the tunnel is full of promise today… welcome her into this world… sometime…

21.06.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

300-600 words of prose per day lets see how it lasts

18.06.2025 09:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You may be decompomogging me…

18.06.2025 08:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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