Three panel comic. Panel 1: a couple walking through a busy zoo. The girl says, “come on! They have the monkey that looks like Mao Zedong!” Panel 2: her boyfriend says, “what? That can’t be right…” Panel 3: a little marmoset clings to a mossy branch. It’s the spitting image of Mao Zedong. The boyfriend says, “oh dang”

not true, you forgot family clips

this game is awful but im playing it for this clip alone. I miss my sam fisher

hwei…

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everydsy on here i see 100 political cartoons that say the same thing. Insightful. Where are my bareback twinks.

it would be disrespectful and they would be thrown out of the order :/

Three panel comic. Panel one: a bush baby in sunglasses and a leather jacket sits outside a house on a motorcycle with huge handlebars. A starry-eyed ingenue in daisy dukes runs from the house. She says “wait, biker bush baby! Take me with you!” Panel 2: biker bush baby solemnly turns back and replies, “heh. Kid… you want nothin’ to do with this.” Panel 3: he rides into the distance while she watches him vanish on the horizon.

Maid
#hwei

hoppin dih dih dih

Three panel comic. Panel one: an ant gathering material is walking past a grasshopper playing guitar, relaxing against a tree. The ant says “aren’t you going to prepare for winter?” Panel two: the grasshopper says “man plans and god laughs.” Panel three: the two bugs are sitting around a fire in the dead of winter, wrapped in leaves for warmth.

i like my laser guns :)

do you fw the Sickle laser gun cake

okay but the next warframe update WILL be worth it

Three panel comic. Panel 1: gym setting. One guy sees another guy across the gym with huge muscles. He remarks, “whoa! That dude is yolked!” Panel 2: a girl working out next to him says, “ugh, why do guys even want to get that big?” Panel 3: the extremely jacked guy is walking away with a slight smile. He is imagining himself dapping up a group of huge gorillas who are all happy and smiling, accepting him as one of their own.

ghost of the past

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a person is running aside a bicycle, assisting the rider by holding the handlebars. The person says “you got this! Don’t stop pedaling!” Panel 2: the bicycle rider continues riding solo down a forest trail. The person is behind them, holding their arms up in celebration. “Keep going!” Panel 3: an eldritch horror in a cloak rides confidently on the bicycle. It’s says “I’m doing it!!”

Two panel comic. Panel 1: podcast interview setup. The interviewer talks to the guest off panel. He says, “on your last album, you said you ‘came from the mud.’ Isn’t your dad a film producer?” Panel 2: the guest, a mudskipper takes his it’s headphones off and says “this interview is over.”

holy moly

Three panel comic. Panel 1: the stage of the Jerry Springer show with an audience watching. A peeved looking person sits in a chair. Jerry Springer stands next to him and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the incensed audience boos loudly. Panel 3: security attempts to break out a fistfight between the onstage guest and a prehistoric fish, the Tiktaalik.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy and girl are on the beach, running to the water with their picnic blanket and bags behind them. A seagull stands close by. The girl says, “wait, should we leave our stuff?” Panel 2: the guy says “c’mon, it’s fine!” He takes her hand and they run into the water, smiling. Panel 3: the seagull is standing at the counter in a pawn shop with an iPad, phone, headphones, and wallet laid out in front of him. He says to the employee behind the counter, “look man. This must be worth a bag of Fritos.”

blitters, thats where its happening

i mean they are pretty cool but the levels suck

halo players favorite game? reach or odst. Whats not at the scene of the crime? No flood levels

they ARE all the flood levels actually

ouh

everyday i wake up and think about the “i might be nonbinary but i got a job rn” and wish it wasnt me

Its Over.

i left my phone on in my pocket and the liner is so thin my thigh typed this are you fucking kidding me