monkey d. muscles

when they’re not being commanded by a Captain, they get disorderly. 🤭

oh yay, fag! army of eff ay gees. 😆

a very pikmin halloween for y’all. happy friday!

You coming to bed? Your pillows are fluffed and ready.😉

another week, another picture of my fat cock
#fcf #fatcockfriday

I’m holding some tasty donut balls in my hand just in front of my own balls which I have been told are also quite tasty

Who’d like to taste some sweet balls as a little #fcf treat?

Getting ready for #fcf 😛

Oooky Spooky weekend is here 👻💦

A special Halloween treat 👻 #fcf

So did they just forget about the remaining powerhouse Tera raids in Scarlet & Violet? How else am I gonna catch those mons with a guaranteed capture in their color coded balls? 🤨

One last hurrah for scarlet & violet should be giving out the opposite version dlc’s paradox legends in raids.

I love the existence of Poot Lovato. Just the thought of Poot cracks me up every time. 😭😂

#humpday treat. 🍑

Only reason I want that charm is to build a new team for the DLC. Can’t transfer my shiny Fennekin from Scarlet just yet. 😭

Love any cheesing method actually. I might end up doing that after I get my Floette from the ZA Royale. My whole team is nearing lv 100 too, so EXP from those battles are helping too.

Hate the battle grind for the shiny charm. Halfway there now. 🥲

Once upon a twink ago… #throwback 2016

will be wearing a shirt for Halloween this weekend, unfortch

For Pectober (before it ends)!

I just think that more tops should join me in posting their butts. Thanks ✨

An awesome looking alpha shiny deserves the Luxury Ball.

Love seeing my planned team come to fruition. Just need that Zygarde!

FINALLY. I’ve been shiny hunting for a Beldum for about 3 days. Tried walking back and forth in the area, over 1k resets, nothing.

Teleporter pad method finally worked for me after trying again. I wasn’t hunting for the shiny alpha but I’ll take it! 😍

Now I can finish the game!

“Hey Molly, can you help me take off my panties?”
—“Hold on Chrissy, I’ve got lotion all over my hands”
“That’s okay, you can just use your mouth”

I’ve been stuck in floptropica tok the last few days, help.

I’m too old to be hearing about it and their Labewbew war but my brainrotted brain needs this. 😭

I might have accidentally overleveled myself… 😅

Also just need (preferably shiny) Metagross and Zygarde to complete my team.

Well, I finally found it! Now I can replace the Sylveon with the shiny that I wanted. 😍

If they give out a Pokémon Home reward for completing the ZA dex (like they’ve done for other Switch games and their dexes recently), I hope it’s Hoopa tbh. I want that gold genie!

(Still hunting that golden llama… 1200+ SRs so far)

I’d like to have the whole rainbow of jock colors tbh. An emerald green would be so nice.

I need new jock colors to show them off here. 😪 need to size up cuz some of the colors I have are S (from when I was smaller) and they have started to feel tighter than usual.

thank you, sexy daddy. 😈