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Me, watching any documentary about a male serial killer: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU HOW COULD YOU!!!

Me, watching the documentary about Aileen Wournos: They all deserved it this is fine. 💅🏻

Why is wall art so expensive pls

I keep my life and relationships publicized enough that yall can find my killer if I die 😆

ALRs are the bane of my existence.

WHO TF IS RUNNING AGAINST JUDGE LIRA 😭 #bexar #cc7 #bexarco #bexarcounty

ICE writing long screeds whining about someone from Cato calling out their bullshit shows how they know they're losing the narrative here. No one likes ICE. No one trusts ICE. And they're flipping out about how weak they look.

A message from @aoc.bsky.social to #trans kids in America. ❤️

Study: X now ‘one of the most effective tools for spreading antisemitism in history’ Report finds the platform, formerly known as Twitter, amplifies antisemitic conspiracy theories and allows hate speech to spread unchecked, with many monetizing their content

obviously but… www.timesofisrael.com/study-x-now-...

Me: My email could not have been more clear.

Me (after re-reading my email): 😬 what the fuck was I talking about?

Menopause is the final form transition like in the OG tamagotchis. Are you gonna get something INCREDIBLE?!? Or are you gonna stay a swamp witch who doesn’t really care if anybody feeds you because eventually you’re gonna feed yourself 🤷‍♀️

My mom took Tylenol with me and now I love abortions!

Some days you just gotta find the positive…the only one I can find today is I got to tell a man to stop interrupting me because he was paying to hear me talk and not the other way around 😇

Why has nobody argued SB10 conflicts with Sec 1.009 of the education code?! Am I missing something?!

This DOES NOT and CANNOT criminalize flag burning. Flag burning is constitutionally protected speech. If you actually read the "order" all it does is tell Pam Bondi to be sure to prosecute any cases that fall into an exception to the ruling. It's toothless and performative (Links/deets follow! 🧵)

Gold!

OH.

My sister-in-law who is the best human being I’ve ever met tells me this while we were commiserating about how many lives we’ve lived in the last 10 yrs: “I'm still alive but my spirit was burned at the stake by some asshat who found out I had pockets and thought I was a witch” 💯best human being.

Live your life such that no one ever denies you a pierogi.

way to go @steamboatusa.bsky.social

Why am I still shocked to read stupid shit like this and be forced to acknowledge people like this actually exist

THE HUNTING WIVES IS OVER WTF

Don’t we all 😭

To be clear I was referring to the unnecessary gatekeeping money grab that is the bar

It’s only worse…nbd. Also you made it out alive yay!!!!!

If you plan on visiting TX (not sure why you would but anyway) be aware that LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE mid to large city has construction and it’s annoying as fuck.

This test can get fucked up the ass with a cactus and no lube. We are taught to be advocates and compassionate for others’ struggles and this is devoid of either emotion/action. Full stop.

If The Hunting Wives ain’t an accurate depiction of literally everything in Texas (even though it wasn’t filmed here) I don’t know what is. This is derogatory lol.

My life is a dumpster fire with one crisis after another but my plants aren’t feeling ✨a thing✨

The limit does not exist!!!! ✨👏