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Do I know any Florida barred attorneys who can help me through a legal procedure question?

She Got Game weekend. July 16-19. Las Vegas.

She Got Game weekend. July 16-19. Viva Las Vegas.

And a hairline 😆

Damn that takes me back to when I was 11…good times 🤭

Wow so pathetic this one 😆

I will agree regardless but also after considering what I’ve seen in 2 short years of practice haha

This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal

“nothing is real until it hurts me” slogan replaces “don’t tread on me” slogan on a Gadseden flag

how we got here

valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down.

Of course he’s from Lubbock 🙄🫠 and of course he looks like he fucks couches

I need Netflix to have a “you’ve already seen this” function so that I stop wasting .2 on 17 shows before I finally figure out I’ve seen it and then all my patience is gone on decision making

She doesn't want roses. She wants to be whisked away to a different timeline

I don't want to quote dunk but I saw another "body cams don't do anything" post and I just want to say that I, a criminal defense attorney, very much like having body cams.

If you answer “No” you get an invitation to Mar-a-Lago

when did men get like this lmao what is this weenie male trad wife bullshit it’s hilarious marry early but only have one day a week where you’re available these losers deserve the misery they’re sprinting after

Black cat on grey blanket

Um do we share a cat and blanket 😆

The 5 yr old bait story has me dissociating and I cannot 😭

In the top 5 cons to being trial attorney-“calling in” is reserved for death or dismemberment only. (Hope neither happens! Feel better! 🫶)

Upnature lavender oil for sleep

Idk who needs to hear this but they put something sleepy in this 🤣 it’s helped me sleep for 2 weeks now without fail and I wish I was being paid for this endorsement but I’m just trying to help. Oh hey I’m a defense attorney (shocker) ☠️

👏👏👏🫶 heard. Hard support!

Bro…you seem cool so please don’t just be saying this for clout 🙃 if you’re not, hard support.

Me as I have a dentist appt at 8am because I was once a hopeful person last year

Gonna try to call into work with internal bleeding tomorrow (I stubbed my toe)

Lmao why does my brain work like this ☠️🤣

We could just give kids free school lunches

“Twitter is a defiant producer of illegal porn, the kidnapped president of Venezuela is on trial in New York, and Europe is scrambling to figure out a response to a potential US invasion of Greenland” ok bro, sure, those are things

To clarify no I’m not AMAB but I was saying that’s the gender I was hating…attorney with adhd thinking about my cases constantly 🤦‍♀️

Yep them 👌

So I saw this and thought you were referring to our chief of police 🤣 my bad keep hating what you’re hating and I’ll hate too 👏

The Labyrinth 40 yr anniversary rerelease was playing tonight and I don’t wanna take the makeup off 😅