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A squirrel having no trouble with a squirrelproof bird feeder

Squirrelproof my arse

Like how every actress's IMDb page has a trivia section detailing their ancestry for several generations, and therefore outlining exactly how racist you're allowed to be to them

Could I suggest including a link in these posts, or fixing the typo in the bio so that the link there is clickable please and thankyou @robmanuel.b3ta.com

ok but Sunday afternoons London had Batman while Anglia had Some Farming Shit

According to the OED it's been pretty much interchangeable since about 1450. I suspect we're back to the class thread again

It must be spring cos the hedgehogs are building nests 🦔

THE first OF March, please

When I lived in N Yorkshire in the 90s a popular and common pub meal was <roast dinner/sausage and mash/curry/whatever> served in a large Yorkshire pudding. It didn't seem to be a trendy or ironic presentation and it's mentioned in the James Heriot vet books, so i guess it's authentically local

I’m not sure ten minutes has passed since I was eleven when by brain wasn’t just churning out a pianola roll of pentatonic thread. There are times when I can turn it down, but I’m not sure it ever truly stops.

Jesus, it must be amazing to have a mind that can be quiet? I mean, I know none of you people have, but it must be amazing, mustn’t it?

Alcohol helps in this situation

play it but you're not as skilled a musician as you'd like to be and anyway that just makes it worse cos now you're focusing on it and you can't see or hear anything else in the room. For a couple of weeks and then it just goes away.

Do you ever find it goes wrong and it gets turned up and you get a bar and a half of Birdhouse In Your Soul constantly constantly not even a full phrase and every time it resets you get a little bit cross cos it hasn't got to the good bit and you try to learn how to

Strike "young"; strike "old"

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The oldest child was a stroppy girl! The youngest was a weird nerd who wouldn't eat round food! The middle one was in the middle!

For a show so resoundingly 1986 is a wonder it used a Mike Oldfield track from 1979 as it's theme tune

He was bound to drop that scarf in some time zone or other.

Nigella Lawson replacing Prue Leith (who previously replaced Mary Berry) on the great British bake off is the Uk equivalent of Marisa Tomai playing Aunt May.

Oh it's already been done

Ok but why is Indiana Jones attending this school

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Yes to both. My mistake, Cinderella Rockefellers was indeed above lion yard. Can't remember what the other place I'm think of was called.

When I was at school in Cambridge in the 80s there was a club Cinderella Rockefeller. Could this possibly be the same place? Down the side of Dillons bookshop (closed 90s) near the cinema that's now a pub?

No-one would have believed, in the early years of the 21st century...

Ooh we've got those bathroom tiles

You've got a weird "animation-style" filter on your mirror

True, but Charles M Schultz, Gary Larson and Bill Watterson could never

Bill Watterson could do Sin City but Frank Miller could not do Calvin and Hobbes