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Nico

@cryptidcrochet.bsky.social

Unsure what I am doing. Prepare for nothing.

32 Followers  |  82 Following  |  137 Posts  |  Joined: 13.01.2025
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I brought googly eyes to work

05.03.2026 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Perfect mimic made into a mockery

05.03.2026 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nope, it’s powers are as well

05.03.2026 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
'Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice' Front Page T-Shirt

'Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice' Front Page T-Shirt

Dark times call for reckless purchases. https://store.theonion.com/products/congress-now-more-than-ever-our-nation-needs-your-cowardice-front-page-t-shirt?variant=44514833137733

03.03.2026 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 561    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

Because you can’t fit Mulder into anything but a creepy psycho, not a gentlemanly psycho. I listen to a bit too much β€˜Fox Mulder is a Maniac’

28.02.2026 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching the live action Little Mermaid for the first time. I like Ariel. But the CGI and Ursula’s makeup are just odd. Definitely learned how much drag makeup makes a difference vs 80s looking makeup.

28.02.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He is thinking of the Holy Roman Empire, not Catholicism. I have met many who’ve confused the two

27.02.2026 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does eating Jigglypuff make you sing, sleepy, or live in a musical?

27.02.2026 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But what if their sex and gender identity match but someone doesn’t believe them? There are people who look naturally more feminine or masculine or androgynous. They think in absolutes when life doesn’t have a ton of those.

27.02.2026 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sadly can’t do the beer. Running and tacos would be tough but doable.

27.02.2026 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My kid thankfully isn’t very attached to an iPad like I am my phone. But she does use them at school. Not as much as most of elementary school kids but more than I like.

25.02.2026 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not turning on the radio or tv isn’t major. How many people actually watched it previously and not the highlights the next day?

24.02.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Awesome shading and color mixing!

23.02.2026 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Accuracy over being the first to report? Appreciated!

23.02.2026 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only issue I have with this is we ended up with Fetterman. Who ran as a Dem but was really a Repub. talking points are literally just that, points for talking.

22.02.2026 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Didn’t you explain this was a healing spell? Lol

20.02.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seeing this as I am relistening to the Sam Bankman-Fried episodes is entertaining. Frasier digression!

20.02.2026 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How do they throw a baby that far?

19.02.2026 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s go.

18.02.2026 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you ever been hit by a trombone? That shit hurts! Flutes can become some nifty weapons when taken apart. -sincerely, former marching band memebr

17.02.2026 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still the protagonist, just not the hero. I had to relearn how those phrases are used. His character arc is DARK but still an arc of getting worse. Duvall was an antagonist for the movie but not the villain.

17.02.2026 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching Behind The Bastards in Netflix. This is such a weird experience when I have never seen what any of these people look like previously.

15.02.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is a cost and agricultural barrier to most people making their own food.

13.02.2026 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Probably don’t believe that it won’t be sold to be a detention center. Companies aren’t always truthful.

13.02.2026 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That is definitely a thing you can do.

11.02.2026 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Crochet community, anyone have a pattern for a Chuyin doll this is in American English measurements? There is a pattern I want to buy but I would have to translate and want to see if there are other options first before I buy it. #crochet #chuyin

10.02.2026 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel the poison room would have been a great guest guest star for this. So long ago

10.02.2026 10:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

✨ambiance✨

05.02.2026 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a sword

04.02.2026 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0