Kyle Marquis

Good morning! Yes, this is he

What’s up with evil lordlings and their contraptions. Just flay him normal style bro

ahhh I got my hopes up, it's just a (good and interesting) analysis of the old game

(louder and slower into the drive thru speaker): MORSEL ASSORTMENT

I’m going to become the midnight toker

stores have no idea how much shoplifting takes place, they only know when stock doesn't match records. how much is due to human error, incorrect shipments, breakage, and theft is a guess. literally cannot know if shoplifting is on the rise.

this was a radicalizing discovery for me.

please tell your cool friends, I am—I cannot emphasize this enough—absolutely not cool at all and my reach is limited

blue-brown alliance! blue-brown alliance! (starts rolling around on the carpet) blue brown alliance

I wish I had ten more hours in the day for indie games. So much good stuff is coming out all the time and it gets drowned out by mismarketed AAA gigagames that get canceled before they're released. Go find weird stuff and play it!

There's more good stuff coming out in every medium, and more good commentary on it, than ever before—the problem is it can be SO hard to find the good stuff. If you like IF/VN games check out ChoiceBeat, it's so good, there's gonna be something there that feels like it was made for you.

ChoiceBeat #16 ChoiceBeat has always been about quality over quantity, but this massive 50-page doorstop is also about quantity. You will never find more of anything in one place. Zombie Exodus – An intervi…

New ChoiceBeat magazine (the magazine for text adventure and visual novel games) is out! My games get a shoutout but I'm particularly interested in the new Serial Experiments Lain game.

"like, tons of it, all over the place" "wow"

Some more loping-through-the-woods music from Skids as I work on the next game

THE WORLD'S FIRST PRECISION CANNABIS SIX PRECISE EXPERIENCES IN 20 MINUTES OR LESS

I rebuke Founder Mindset weed. That’s not weed that’s homework

1) Newspaperman and (rude to say but) failed writer, 2) worked at The Big Shoe, which didn't make shoes, it didn't make parts of shoes, it made parts for making shoes. Apparently an important factory.

including a crafting system in my game where the character you play is fucking terrible at crafting and no amount of practice ever makes them any better. unlock new recipes that you will inevitably fuck up

Resident Evil : Requiem .

This is the plot of Evangelion

Julian Bashir is the perfect modern bisexual twink: spends most of his late 20's pining after an unattainable transgender woman before settling down with an older man who used to work for the CIA.

this continues to be the best bashir post

oh no, the Game of Thrones guy?

The pillars of Old Twitter are falling all around us. One by one they crumble, until we're left alone, holding up the sky.

Heartbroken to realize I can't find one of my favorite tweets, which was like "welcome to fucking iraq war soldier, here's your starter rifle with unlimited ammo, collect red orbs to spend at the shop!"

Since I was in bad shape in my twenties I don't feel middle aged often now, except when I see guys from my class whose lives got messed up by poverty/opioids/military service. Those dudes look ANCIENT. Scraggly gray beards, hollow cheeks, weird shakes. Like Granddad near the end.

Hand of the Reaper settling on my shoulder as a guy I first started following on Twitter in for his twentysomething dirtbag jokes is now on Bluesky doing middle aged dad jokes

Braevyn’s mom just told me he didn’t make it. President Trump called her early this morning to say that one of Braevyn’s calf implants exploded as he & his fiancée K’Lauria were being airlifted from Al Maktoum Int’l Airport. He died instantly. K’Lauria, I’m ready to #comfort you.

The whole American deal is that we die drowning in medical and student loan debt but people on the other side of the planet we don't have a problem with get murdered for no reason. Both parties promise us this!

What do you mean the US ran out of missiles? What's the point of teachers buying their own school supplies if we don't have infinite missiles forever?

me: why didn’t Ariel just write a note to the Prince after she lost her voice to let him know what Ursula did to her? i mean she signed the contract so we know she can write

pharmacist: i meant questions about the medication