Kyle Marquis

The secret service once came to interrogate me because I tweeted "I will meet you out back of the 7/11 with the Emperor's blade in my hand" at Joe Biden

The government was right to pass the Motor Law, I'm always saying this

a collage of these three tweets https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzrkcsk3xc24 https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzsgnvof4c2n https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzubxv6q722o

i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api

(toilet glows) that toilet is interesting
(toilet flashes) I can use this toilet
(you have gained a new quest) is there anything I can do about this toilet?

SEPTIC TANKS PUMPED SWIMMING POOLS FILLED NOT SAME TRUCK

Appreciate the clarity

Witch Mike doing Magic

All I can picture is one of those New York City bike delivery guys peddling after a bullet train doing 280 km/h, occasionally looking down at his phone app as his rating goes down

I try to expose myself to normal America, where you aren't allowed to turn off the TV or ignore the ads, every few months just so I don't turn into Paul Reubens from 30 Rock, and it's gotten so bad out there I can barely get my oil changed.

Cat surrounded by open boxes and packing material

I don't think I've ever enjoyed any game as much as my cat enjoys an unboxing

I was forced to watch TV news when I had breakfast in a diner recently and I strongly resonated with the sentiment that being an intelligent person in America today is like being awake during a surgery.

Finally a game warns you when it draws its narrative structure from static media. (A fatal mistake!)

There's a quote from NOBRO that comes to mind: "I wanted to start a band but what I started was a business and I'm so fucking tired."

Back during Trump 1 I tried to explain taxes as a freelancer to an Italian and he thought I was an insane liar.

Good morning! Yes, this is he

What’s up with evil lordlings and their contraptions. Just flay him normal style bro

ahhh I got my hopes up, it's just a (good and interesting) analysis of the old game

(louder and slower into the drive thru speaker): MORSEL ASSORTMENT

I’m going to become the midnight toker

stores have no idea how much shoplifting takes place, they only know when stock doesn't match records. how much is due to human error, incorrect shipments, breakage, and theft is a guess. literally cannot know if shoplifting is on the rise.

this was a radicalizing discovery for me.

please tell your cool friends, I am—I cannot emphasize this enough—absolutely not cool at all and my reach is limited

blue-brown alliance! blue-brown alliance! (starts rolling around on the carpet) blue brown alliance

I wish I had ten more hours in the day for indie games. So much good stuff is coming out all the time and it gets drowned out by mismarketed AAA gigagames that get canceled before they're released. Go find weird stuff and play it!

There's more good stuff coming out in every medium, and more good commentary on it, than ever before—the problem is it can be SO hard to find the good stuff. If you like IF/VN games check out ChoiceBeat, it's so good, there's gonna be something there that feels like it was made for you.

ChoiceBeat #16 ChoiceBeat has always been about quality over quantity, but this massive 50-page doorstop is also about quantity. You will never find more of anything in one place. Zombie Exodus – An intervi…

New ChoiceBeat magazine (the magazine for text adventure and visual novel games) is out! My games get a shoutout but I'm particularly interested in the new Serial Experiments Lain game.

"like, tons of it, all over the place" "wow"

Some more loping-through-the-woods music from Skids as I work on the next game

THE WORLD'S FIRST PRECISION CANNABIS SIX PRECISE EXPERIENCES IN 20 MINUTES OR LESS

I rebuke Founder Mindset weed. That’s not weed that’s homework

1) Newspaperman and (rude to say but) failed writer, 2) worked at The Big Shoe, which didn't make shoes, it didn't make parts of shoes, it made parts for making shoes. Apparently an important factory.