The secret service once came to interrogate me because I tweeted "I will meet you out back of the 7/11 with the Emperor's blade in my hand" at Joe Biden
05.03.2026 05:34 — 👍 329 🔁 27 💬 20 📌 1@moochava.bsky.social
he/him. Writer and game designer. Silverworld, V:TM—Night Road, Pon Para. Werewolf: The Apocalypse — The Book of Hungry Names is out now! https://www.choiceofgames.com/werewolf-the-apocalypse/book-of-hungry-names/
The secret service once came to interrogate me because I tweeted "I will meet you out back of the 7/11 with the Emperor's blade in my hand" at Joe Biden
05.03.2026 05:34 — 👍 329 🔁 27 💬 20 📌 1The government was right to pass the Motor Law, I'm always saying this
05.03.2026 17:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0a collage of these three tweets https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzrkcsk3xc24 https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzsgnvof4c2n https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzubxv6q722o
i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api
05.03.2026 02:17 — 👍 5968 🔁 1790 💬 141 📌 322
(toilet glows) that toilet is interesting
(toilet flashes) I can use this toilet
(you have gained a new quest) is there anything I can do about this toilet?
SEPTIC TANKS PUMPED SWIMMING POOLS FILLED NOT SAME TRUCK
Appreciate the clarity
05.03.2026 01:04 — 👍 2020 🔁 396 💬 23 📌 22Witch Mike doing Magic
05.03.2026 09:24 — 👍 198 🔁 23 💬 1 📌 0All I can picture is one of those New York City bike delivery guys peddling after a bullet train doing 280 km/h, occasionally looking down at his phone app as his rating goes down
05.03.2026 14:54 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I try to expose myself to normal America, where you aren't allowed to turn off the TV or ignore the ads, every few months just so I don't turn into Paul Reubens from 30 Rock, and it's gotten so bad out there I can barely get my oil changed.
05.03.2026 14:43 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cat surrounded by open boxes and packing material
I don't think I've ever enjoyed any game as much as my cat enjoys an unboxing
05.03.2026 14:41 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I was forced to watch TV news when I had breakfast in a diner recently and I strongly resonated with the sentiment that being an intelligent person in America today is like being awake during a surgery.
05.03.2026 11:14 — 👍 1040 🔁 201 💬 20 📌 11Finally a game warns you when it draws its narrative structure from static media. (A fatal mistake!)
05.03.2026 14:28 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There's a quote from NOBRO that comes to mind: "I wanted to start a band but what I started was a business and I'm so fucking tired."
05.03.2026 14:15 — 👍 37 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0Back during Trump 1 I tried to explain taxes as a freelancer to an Italian and he thought I was an insane liar.
05.03.2026 14:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Good morning! Yes, this is he
04.03.2026 17:25 — 👍 5162 🔁 1133 💬 30 📌 33What’s up with evil lordlings and their contraptions. Just flay him normal style bro
05.03.2026 00:18 — 👍 52 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 0ahhh I got my hopes up, it's just a (good and interesting) analysis of the old game
05.03.2026 03:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(louder and slower into the drive thru speaker): MORSEL ASSORTMENT
26.02.2026 19:48 — 👍 44 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 0I’m going to become the midnight toker
04.03.2026 22:34 — 👍 63 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 0
stores have no idea how much shoplifting takes place, they only know when stock doesn't match records. how much is due to human error, incorrect shipments, breakage, and theft is a guess. literally cannot know if shoplifting is on the rise.
this was a radicalizing discovery for me.
please tell your cool friends, I am—I cannot emphasize this enough—absolutely not cool at all and my reach is limited
05.03.2026 00:48 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0blue-brown alliance! blue-brown alliance! (starts rolling around on the carpet) blue brown alliance
05.03.2026 00:47 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0I wish I had ten more hours in the day for indie games. So much good stuff is coming out all the time and it gets drowned out by mismarketed AAA gigagames that get canceled before they're released. Go find weird stuff and play it!
05.03.2026 00:45 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0There's more good stuff coming out in every medium, and more good commentary on it, than ever before—the problem is it can be SO hard to find the good stuff. If you like IF/VN games check out ChoiceBeat, it's so good, there's gonna be something there that feels like it was made for you.
05.03.2026 00:43 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0New ChoiceBeat magazine (the magazine for text adventure and visual novel games) is out! My games get a shoutout but I'm particularly interested in the new Serial Experiments Lain game.
05.03.2026 00:42 — 👍 16 🔁 9 💬 3 📌 0"like, tons of it, all over the place" "wow"
05.03.2026 00:39 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Some more loping-through-the-woods music from Skids as I work on the next game
05.03.2026 00:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0THE WORLD'S FIRST PRECISION CANNABIS SIX PRECISE EXPERIENCES IN 20 MINUTES OR LESS
I rebuke Founder Mindset weed. That’s not weed that’s homework
04.03.2026 21:35 — 👍 1059 🔁 142 💬 50 📌 181) Newspaperman and (rude to say but) failed writer, 2) worked at The Big Shoe, which didn't make shoes, it didn't make parts of shoes, it made parts for making shoes. Apparently an important factory.
05.03.2026 00:25 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0