that weird guy experiencing a satisfying emotion meme

when you can blame poor vendor documentation for a problem you can't solve

it really doesn’t matter if someone is in america illegally or not. who cares, grow up

Hideo Kojima tweet. A photo of two big sausages on a plate and the text: ‘Sausage after the rain.’

All those moments will be lost in time like

Huge demonstrations in Los Angeles against ICE raids.

People in Los Angeles rising up against ICE.

everyones got that one homie that’s constantly being gangstalked

How thick do you think the new Pope's Chicago accent is?

The unstoppable force (MS Teams profanity filter) vs the immovable object (Having a client in Cumming, GA named after Cumming, GA)

Playing Twilight Princess again and

Deftones in Atlanta 🤍

shoelaces 🚮

bsky cant support gifs????

Maybe all those anti-BDS laws that Democrats never fought against were a bad idea after all?

listen just because im done with prowres doesnt mean im going to miss a goto v nagata title match

a schoolteacher emailed me saying their students had written a song about BLTs and asked if i could rotate one for them. i guess you all get the secondary benefit of seeing it too

free palestine

Shoutouts to cute art store finds (Bluefrog - Woodstock, GA)

With Hooters going bankrupt I'm realizing I don't have a "dad taking me to hooters to straighten me up" story.

One time me and my boss had a work trip in south Georgia and he wanted to take me to dinner there and I said "nah I'm good"

me looking for any kind of meaning in my life to cling to: I love the glug glug sound when I use the water cooler

TRUMP TRADE WAR UPDATE:

Colombia: Lasted 4 hours - Trump accepts what was already offered.
🇨🇴

Mexico: Lasted one weekend - Trump accepts worse than before.
🇲🇽

Canada: Lasted one weekend - Trump accepts what was already agreed.
🇨🇦

Two-step process established:
1. Try to look tough
2. Just fold

🤡

In my years of reporting on LGBTQ news this was by far the hardest.

But we are still here. You made it to Friday. You lived. Good job. That wasn’t easy.

Through a diversity of tactics, we will continue to live.

Rest up, drink water, find community, so that we can all be here tomorrow too.

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early in the pandemic i remember people wondering why there was no lingering cultural memory of the spanish flu pandemic and surely that would not happen again with covid

in retrospect that might have been the wrongest anyone has ever been. completely, utterly incorrect. world historical wrongness

Bahamut Fayth: You're gay.

Tidus: What are you talking about?

Bahamut Fayth: Everyone in Zanarkand is gay.

Tidus: I literally like women???

Bahamut Fayth: You can like women if you're gay. It's called Bisexuality.

Narrator Tidus: I had forgotten about Bisexuality.

Shoutouts to when I got whipped by him in Tekken 7 so much I got Stockholm Syndromed into buying FFXV

*points at Sakamoto Days protag*
is that edward elrichh

“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”

James Baldwin

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

i think we should skip wednesday this week.

The focus on transgender Americans by the political right is nothing short of Nazi-esque scapegoating.

It should never be framed as anything else.

I took some zzzquil which is gonna take me out before Punk vs Rollins can come on rip