we need to abolish ICE right fucking now these are violent thugs who want to kill everyone. this is the gestapo. this is nazi germany. this is state execution that will be approved of by those on top

Sonic '06 is still more aggressively mediocre in everything it's doing than it is outright bad - except for the budding love between human and animal on the Windows XP hills which is aggressively funny.

[copycats by danny brown y underscores voice]
hot dog, cheese dog, slaw dog, gimme that gimme that

The degree to which Henry Rollins has no lips should be studied.

a series of prints of lola bunny wearing a team jersey with a big carrot shaped like a baseball bat on her shoulder. the teams include the cubs, padres, astros, and braves. cost ranges from $44.99 to $159.99

dig deep enough into the collectibles section of the MLB fan shop and you can find some really unnerving stuff

The user dox is so funny "I enjoy long walks on the beach" bitch you live in Riverdale the only water there is when the sewers overrun

❤️💙🖤🤎💚🤍

When you think about it I'm a lot like Lenin in that I'm follicly-challenged and have to go on vacation to the mountains (Colorado) every few months to avoid an anyeurism

I'm only now learning Bottas and Checo are coming back next year as part of Cadillac I'm gonna renew my F1 sub.

Twitter crosspost

I labored over this for all of 90 seconds.

I got high once and had the idea of mashing Fred Durst's "Rollin" with Chamillionaire and now that I've done it I'm hitting my hands with the Johnny Gargano "Why am I so violent" stare

At first there's a feeling of "Oh well I grew up with the Gamecube Sonic games and it feels like the iffiest aspects of that put together, but it's at least familiar"

Then you realize the game is 10 hours long and you're only 20 minutes in.

This was the funniest part of the HalfLife subreddit satanic crashout lmfao

Tails just jumped off a bridge

This weekend is a practice in self love so I picked up a game I never played before

Huge day for people who have unfathomable amounts of sex

As many live rock/metal shows I've been to how is Underscores have the first live Wall of Death I've ever seen 😭😭 (crowd didn't know what to do so it was an oval😭)

I think I was much happier before remembering he exists

Im cleaning stuff out and found a receipt from 9AM on January 4, 2017. Wonder if I can sell that to a wrestling fan and call it Okada/Omega-core.

I actually replayed Call of Duty 2 (2005) last week and was beguiled at the usefulness of AI teammates, up until they encountered stairs. They'd never go upstairs with you. Your role is to win the war while teaching the Allies how to overcome their fear of intermittent slopes.

Part of me wants to criticize Letterboxd for being 80% quips & meme reviews but I have absolutely no leg to stand on in that regard

I could never be a writer/reviewer because my writing can best be described as "too Redditized" to put anything to paper. It is a sad affliction.

Religion is very simple:

If anybody but Verstappen wins, it's God's doing.
If Verstappen wins, it's the devil's doing.

Every time I forget my meds my brain loses another wrinkle.

wondering if medal of honor allied assault still has an online community but also remembering that me playing it online at 4-5 years old via gamespy is further proof I had no parental supervision

The thing you don't think about with the Metal Fighting Swiss Cheese Men of Council Bluffs, IA is what are you going to do when they stop fighting each other and start fighting YOU? Ever think abt that??

[in a Linux lecture]

Prof: "Ok for more information on the 'top' command, you can write `man top` for the man pages and see all the flags an-"

Me: "man...... top......"

Bari brings the DerSHOW to CBS, episode 1 is about ebephephilia; three things happen:

1. Insomnia is cured

2. Simultaneously, coma patients wake up just to change the channel

3. Advertisers jump out the window