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belo

@belo.bsky.social

scrampled egg for brain my paws are soft soon to have 10000 followrs

37 Followers  |  18 Following  |  341 Posts  |  Joined: 27.06.2023
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the fish from iron lung the game

18.02.2026 19:53 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

imagine anyone making another raisin, "yea i took a banana and let it shrivel up and get brown and wrinkly i call it the rungle" they would be an insane person

03.12.2025 00:16 — 👍 8    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

hypnotist: "drop..."

me making dubstep noises with my mouth: "bwouwouwowwoum brbrrrrbrr wawawawawa"

18.02.2026 00:13 — 👍 51    🔁 18    💬 1    📌 0

not my fault. Im clumsy. So i flop

17.02.2026 19:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

look who failed biology class

16.02.2026 03:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

they dont even have organs

15.02.2026 21:58 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

i struggle to believe this estalbishment possesses the capabilities to actually build a whole bear. bullshuit,.

15.02.2026 21:57 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

skeleton: *runs across the room really fast*

me: "heh, you go little guy..."

01.02.2026 01:20 — 👍 12    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0

baguette contender for the best bread right behind naan

28.01.2026 23:26 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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goodbye.

22.01.2026 08:17 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

video games are fun

20.01.2026 13:45 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Stop scaring me.

19.01.2026 22:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

thats crazy, thats balls

19.01.2026 18:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

whats fw google balls

19.01.2026 15:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Google

google.com

19.01.2026 13:14 — 👍 9    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

groot from marvel when he is leaving: "grootbye"

06.01.2026 23:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the titanic 2 after running into an iceberg and not sinking: "ha, we accounted for that this time"

second iceberg:

06.01.2026 23:44 — 👍 7    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

my posts are like paper boats i send off on the sea, with messages written on them. The paper will wet and fall apart eventually

06.01.2026 23:38 — 👍 7    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

that is the hungry one

29.12.2025 21:28 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In my persimmon arc

29.12.2025 03:49 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Im wacky off tha persimmons

29.12.2025 03:47 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

give a man a fish, he will eat for a day.
teach a man to fish, he will start a fishing podcast

29.12.2025 02:45 — 👍 7    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

meteorologists be like: "OH MY GOD ITS GOING TO HIT THE EARTH OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WE ARE SCREWED FUUUUUUCK"

29.12.2025 02:44 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cobblestone labubu

29.12.2025 02:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 salt

20.12.2025 12:20 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image 19.12.2025 15:58 — 👍 3    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

half life 3

12.12.2025 02:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Doctor the results came in i am 100%asparagus

08.12.2025 17:24 — 👍 6    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

imagine anyone making another raisin, "yea i took a banana and let it shrivel up and get brown and wrinkly i call it the rungle" they would be an insane person

03.12.2025 00:16 — 👍 8    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

I need to be pulled by a big medieval stretcher machine i need to crunck my back

30.11.2025 23:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0