I have no words.
Do they supply oxygen masks?
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I have no words.
Do they supply oxygen masks?
They should start with the children of those approving this mess.
No deferrals, and they're the first boots on the ground.
He already has a body count on him for his Covid response. That's close to a million.
01.03.2026 21:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Aren't bone spurs hereditary?
01.03.2026 20:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Better yet, induct Barron into the service today and ship his butt straight to Iran.
01.03.2026 20:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thank you, Allison. Please keep doing what you're doing!
01.03.2026 01:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Gentlemen, please...there is no fighting in the war room!"
28.02.2026 23:10 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's war crimes.
28.02.2026 23:03 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The left rear corner of the exercise yard at Riker's would work for me.
28.02.2026 23:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Barron should be drafted into the Marines...immediately. Despite his hereditary bone spurs.
28.02.2026 23:00 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Ooooohhhh...Eeeevillllll!
27.02.2026 02:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0π
27.02.2026 01:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My (California) city has a ballot drop box in front of city hall and the police station. I drop them there and usually have a message that my ballot was counted in a couple of days. Easy-peasy.
26.02.2026 22:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hmmmmm.... ππ±π
26.02.2026 22:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0RELEASE THE TRUMP-EPSTEIN FILES!!!
26.02.2026 20:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Of course, she'll be released in Bolivia the way Mango Mussilini operates.
26.02.2026 20:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dammit...that was "bondage" and autocorrect ruined it!
26.02.2026 00:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Too much bandages not enough discipline.
With apologies to Mel Brooks.
Yeahbut...what size cup will you use? For brushing, of course.
25.02.2026 23:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0The Doors are a good choice, but I think I'd go with Pink Floyd.
25.02.2026 20:00 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A true prince among men is the president.
RELEASE THE TRUMP-EPSTEIN FILES.
I try offering candy first.π₯Έ
25.02.2026 00:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π π₯²
24.02.2026 23:25 β π 21 π 8 π¬ 1 π 0
Listen to this 13 year old who went to her city's council meeting.
She had some things she needed to get off her chest
Boston, hands down.
23.02.2026 13:26 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We got trumped.
23.02.2026 13:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes, this will really piss off Trump.
23.02.2026 11:52 β π 22 π 9 π¬ 3 π 1Album cover for Quicksilver Messenger Service's Happy Trails. Features a cowboy waving to his girl as he rides off.
The "Who Do You Love" Suite.
23.02.2026 07:26 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Abso-freaking-lutely!
23.02.2026 07:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It struck me as the performance of a petulant 4-year-old.
21.02.2026 06:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0