Ms. Eldritch

I was like “Certainly this is just a clever shitpost and not real. CERTAINLY. 🥲”

Is there… is there literally a password for the air conditioner?

I see pieces like this a lot, often w/ a spin of lamenting cultural degeneration, but reading is a LABOR issue, it’s declined because so many people are working overtime or two jobs & employers expect after hours work. France has Earth’s highest reading rate b/c long lunch breaks & labor protections

You know the beans are burnt and they’ve been letting the drip coffee sit too long because it’s gone sour.

The necklace and smirk are to die for.

I’m glad I could be a bright spot. 🫂

Did not realize until after taking this that my eyeliner is smudged. But the afternoon light on the bed was perfect.

Here for the horny. And I always learn so much from you, your perspective, and your incisive mind.

I’ve been thoroughly enjoying your spicier posts here too. It sounds like you’re having a great time with some hot, wonderful people. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Me: Not the demon dating book, not the gargoyle lesbian romance, not the alien smut, OR some of opposite side of the spectrum like nonfiction books war crimes and cannibalism … 😬

“UHHHH Stephen King!”

My boss asked me at lunch what I was reading and I had to work to think of a book that was work appropriate to mention.

A Pirates of the Caribbean screenshot

Them: “I refuse to read monsterfucker books.”

Me:

He seemed like an absolute peach the one or two times we had games together. Love this for you!

Streaming this silly little game right now!

Thank you 🥰

Me, please!

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I’d be down for pods! Hit me up when you start organizing.

So gay 🥰😋

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Me blasting Soda Pop before the sun even comes up on my way to see my girlfriend for breakfast before work so I can see her before leaving town. 🗣️

Post a you from a different era.

I loved that dress.

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Someone said my sword necklace looks like a cross and so now I need to dress in a way that says I was a Brienne of Tarth in a past life instead of a good Baptist girl.

Hailey Piper in Halloween devil horns holding holding her new book, Teenage Girls Can Be Demons

TEENAGE GIRLS CAN BE DEMONS today!

13 coming-of-rage stories including the return to print of "Benny Rose the Cannibal King" about the monstrousness of adolescence and those who will do whatever it takes to get away, or get even.

Out now from Titan Books! 😈
tinyurl.com/prhdemons

Okay I will be cold but you know what could drag me back to the Midwest in the dead of winter? Community-driven things lead by great people.

👀

Maybe I’ll just send you my unhinged and/or petty takes.

College is a scam but sometimes you have those professors that just make the whole experience for you.

Just reminds me that nothing will replace the absolute nostalgia and love I have for some of my English professors who could turn four hour classes into absolute magic with how they’d unfurl their lessons.

For personal stories and anecdotes, I love videos. Intonation and delivery are SO important.

If it’s educational/informational, article every time. I read faster than people speak.

You have based takes, you’re even-keeled, are witty, and seem like an all around cool dude.

Painting of an elemental incarnation called Emptiness, a giant faceless skeletal creature, trailing smoke and walking through a swamp

Emptiness, 14"x18" oil on linen panel
#MtGLorwyn #MtGart

I love painting faces and was really looking forward to all the cool creatures of Lorwyn since the first one was before my time. But I guess someone has to paint a horrific creature with the absence of a face. 🤷‍♂️