Alexander Edelman

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

Thou shalt send Barron Trump to Iran.

What’s the franchise record?

You’re just out there giving them terrible ideas.

I’m gonna need a lot more than 24 tacos

With my eyes closed.

Weird they dragged in Hillary Clinton when there's another First Lady right there in the White House who actually knew Jeffrey Epstein.

youtu.be/PyM4uAJBujA?...

Bluesky is doing weird stuff to my posts. I can only assume that this signals a vast conspiracy against mediocre bluesky tweets!

Lots of random emails from companies I don’t remember signing up with on my birthday.

I can’t help but think about how Scherzer swore on this little girl’s life that he wasn’t cheating when he played for the Mets… even though he was cheating.

26 years ago the dream came true when I received this letter making my hire as the boxing writer for USA TODAY official. It was one of the greatest days of my life.

You’re telling me a home made that pizza?

Once these tariffs go away, all the corporations that raised their prices in response to the tariffs will reset them, right?
Yeah. Sure they will.
Consumer gets screwed as usual.

William Henry Harrison - Wikipedia

A president speaking for a long time does not always mean they’re gonna live a long time.

Pay attention to history, kids!

I like Atalanta because I like Atlanta. That is reason enough. #ucl

How do people choose which #championsleague match to watch when your club team is already through? #ucl

If Trump thinks he can come to Georgia and silence us, he will be dealt his most resounding defeat yet.

I merely said Kamala Harris should RUN for President in 2028, and white people have been mad in my mentions for a solid 18 hours.

If Madame VP is such a bad candidate, shouldn’t she be easy to beat in a Democratic primary? 😏

A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.

People keep talking about if Bluesky is “relevant” or if it has reach or whatever, I don’t care I’m here to have fun, do what u want

The drake meme with being rude to the waiter in the bad and being rude to ai in the good

I meme’d.

I wonder if Devo could have been as big as the Beatles if Mark & Gerald had dismissed the Bobs the same way Paul did Mike McCartney.

#musicsky
#wearedevo
#arewenotmen

“Bichette ‘enjoying the new challenge’ of learning third base…” And a picture of bichette enjoying challenges

I’m glad bichette’s enjoying it. I don’t think fans are gonna have so much fun. #metssky

When you put it like this, a $75 million bribe to Melania and gutting the Washington Post seems like a small price to pay.

Told the barista my name is "It's gonna be okay." She keeps saying it. I'm on the floor crying

His candidate recruitment this year has been very strong.

I really got to wonder how Mike Johnson, who monitors and shares his masturbation habits with his son, sleeps at night knowing he’s protecting a pedophile in the White House—you know, now that I see it spelled out, it actually makes total sense.

"Nobody wants to work anymore!" says the class of people who live off dividends.

Eastern basketball has never been for real.