Jesse

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A tiny jumping spider on a piece of wood with grass behind looking straight at the camera. He has a cool blue grey and white pattern. He is no threat despite his big anterior eyes. He is simply saying "Yo"

Just posting this dude on here from yesterday so I don't forget. Hope he doesn't mind

Now this one is looking at ME

Guys look

I really thought this one was funny

Gamers fail the 9/9/9 challenge #gamesdonequick TikTok video by Alyssa

Click to watch the hot dog consumption of 15 GDQ gamers www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6dd8VG4/

that's right

Phil

grimace from mcdonalds in the shape of an egg from the hit game minecraft

one should be so lucky. Grimace egg... my son

they're going to factory reset me on monday morning

diet coke and a diet coke for breakfast 🤫don't tell anyone

Repost if @vetos.bsky.social owes you 10 dollars

they are putting a new brain in me in 2025. stay timed

i get this referemce but also reading this late night is good thanks

I've always wanted to have hair like Gwen Stefani

I think I found where they left Drake's body after last night

the best pants i own are 15 years old from zara that have a hole in the knee after i fell down at my friend's stairs at 2 am (probably 15 years ago too) and that i half-assed hemmed. they fit so well though

Who did I curse in a past life to make me wake up at 6 AM on a Satuday and now I'm waiting 13 minutes for a bus next to what looks like yogurt but possibly vomit? Messed up wasting that or I hope you had a fun Friday night

two chicken burgers on sesame seed brioche buns with organic romaine lettuce and avocado lime sauce (not seen) paired with a non alcoholic beer served in a goblet. a large portion of one of the burgers has already been bitten in to (the consumer adds that it was very delicious)

yoshi voice woaw

the big football sunday is here and me and the boys (just me and myself) are getting ready by grilling with some cold ones (chicken burger and non-alcoholic beer)

(waking up and staring at everyone after blacking out at the function): Have you guys seen the Ziggurat?

Friend: What? are you okay bro?

Me: Have you seen my cigarette?

can check. new year edition. tonight we let the kirkland signature lager talk

before 2024 ends does anyone want to murder me

i'm thinking of you negatively with some cool hellfire effects and a 666 watermark in the corner

so bin ich

how do i unfollow here

bread!

have a sip my dude

look at this dude. no fear. let me walk up and say hello and take some pics. you fool! I'm gonna get you now