have your emergency contact call my emergency contact
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Nocturnal Gregarious Wild Swine
have your emergency contact call my emergency contact
10.12.2025 11:12 β π 39 π 16 π¬ 2 π 0We ask for 2nd strike video and they release Luigi arrest video.
10.12.2025 16:59 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs my new kneeβs first Christmas.
10.12.2025 07:37 β π 168 π 29 π¬ 11 π 1Take 14 minutes of your day or night and hear why Bach matters. (Music starts at the 5:09 mark)
10.12.2025 06:57 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Rumor has it that Rudolph never gave permission for a movie to be made of his life.
10.12.2025 04:26 β π 14 π 6 π¬ 1 π 0The Distracted Boyfriend meme, but their heads are now: Guy - a wide-eyed cat Girlfriend - a cat tree Red dress woman - a Christmas tree
It's that time of year
22.11.2025 11:54 β π 6181 π 1526 π¬ 4 π 0Good luck with that.
09.12.2025 22:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Frank Zappa depicted as the Wizard of Oz with the caption: Zappadan 2025
Happy Zappadan to all who celebrate.
06.12.2025 05:12 β π 14 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0You havenβt met your deductible, Charlie Brown
04.12.2025 19:36 β π 115 π 35 π¬ 1 π 2Coinstar keeps 11.9% of the teeth.
05.12.2025 14:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lying sacks of shit - all of em.
05.12.2025 14:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If I have to boycott every evil media conglomerate, how am I gonna watch my stories
05.12.2025 13:45 β π 192 π 25 π¬ 17 π 2the tension between my juicer and these oranges is pulpable
05.12.2025 04:09 β π 19 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0I am going to assert myself more strongly if it's okay with you guys.
03.12.2025 18:00 β π 34 π 12 π¬ 3 π 0hawk the herald angels tuah
04.12.2025 15:34 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0It takes a big man to admit that heβs wrong. It takes a small man to squeeze through the dog door
02.12.2025 16:15 β π 430 π 88 π¬ 6 π 2You don't know me but I'm the guy who puts two scoops of raisins into every box of raisin bran
03.12.2025 11:31 β π 83 π 28 π¬ 8 π 0There is ZERO evidence that those targeted were drug lords. FFS
03.12.2025 14:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0All outta fucks to give on this #givingtuesday
02.12.2025 19:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Of course, 35 million is a drop in the bucket for Starbucks.
02.12.2025 09:23 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jay-eff-see
01.12.2025 18:05 β π 23 π 8 π¬ 1 π 0ripleys believe it or else
01.12.2025 05:45 β π 47 π 9 π¬ 1 π 05 second rule?
01.12.2025 04:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I want Iggy Pop to marry mezzo-soprano Anne Sofie von Otter so her name would be Anne Sofie von Otter-Pop.
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