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Hypocrisy is their brand; shamelessness is their superpower.

The NYT should send some war correspondents to embed themselves in a Portland pilates class and report on the hellscape.

What is @bsky.app policy re AI videos passed off as journalism?

My face while typing, “LMAOOOO”

Three persons in inflatable frog costumes. One of them is holding a nicely painted sign with two little cartoon frogs holding hands, below the text "FROGS TOGETHER STRONG"

Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid

Welp.

Social media is just this century's boarding school, where kids get shipped off to "build character" and stay out of their parents' hair.

Holy shit I just heard Paul Anka’s version of Smells Like Teen Spirit and it’s kinda great

Their shamelessness is their superpower.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Another two might though, don't give up.

my uber is here

What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy

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Yeah, by four skin divers!

If cats don’t want to be held like babies then why baby sized

Thanks for specifying.

Obscene.

*sigh* I guess I’ll have to get an Android if I want to see videos on Bluesky that don’t freeze halfway through.

Oh look, it’s Milquetoast & Pantywaist.

JFC

change is good unless it’s pennies fuck those little alloyed bastards

What’s your sign

Thanks to microplastics, my balls are recyclable.

The meek no longer want the earth thanks.

Ya know, after all the hype, 5G is not all that.

I'd enjoy a shower more if I had backup singers.

Many don’t know about the condiment dispensers behind their A/V receivers.

A poo with a view.

Now I can’t unsee it.

Tired: saxophonist

Wired: violinist