He’s keeping her on the payroll for his own protection. He doesn’t want another MTG badmouthing him to MAGA.
05.03.2026 20:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He’s keeping her on the payroll for his own protection. He doesn’t want another MTG badmouthing him to MAGA.
05.03.2026 20:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How I feel when someone blocks me.
05.03.2026 05:47 — 👍 21 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 1How I feel when someone blocks me.
05.03.2026 06:02 — 👍 19 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 1How I feel when someone blocks me.
05.03.2026 05:45 — 👍 18 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 3Pam Bondi is the Roy Cohn of Ghislaine Maxwells.
04.03.2026 22:40 — 👍 312 🔁 83 💬 19 📌 3Could be a great opportunity for proud boys and ice agents.
04.03.2026 05:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ah yes, when one cannot win by policies, one turns to fuckery.
03.03.2026 23:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What if I told you that one day in your late 40s you’ll be forced to fast then drink something that makes you violently shit for 24-hours before a group of doctors drug you and shove a camera up your ass and the worst part of the whole experience is the way the drink tastes?
02.03.2026 23:39 — 👍 20 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0If she were still alive, the acclaimed British actress I would most wish to clear my driveway is Joan Plowright.
25.02.2026 19:08 — 👍 62 🔁 22 💬 4 📌 1
if dogs ran things we’d have
smell-o-vision by now
Sorry if you have a heart attack near me because I only know CCR and Proud Mary’s gonna be the last thing you hear
01.03.2026 12:56 — 👍 179 🔁 53 💬 7 📌 4Oh boy, the letter that the White House is about to receive from Dems is going to be so sternly worded, it will be game over.
28.02.2026 18:16 — 👍 340 🔁 63 💬 5 📌 9Congress no longer wields any power. We’re on our own.
28.02.2026 05:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is hurting my brain.
27.02.2026 07:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.
27.02.2026 05:21 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Spent about 5 minutes quietly struggling to open the zipper of a package of pepperoni, but that's not any indicator of how high I am since I will do that even sober and rested
27.02.2026 01:30 — 👍 21 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
Leonard Bernstein enjoying a cigarette.
Here’s Leonard Bernstein enjoying a cigarette for no reason whatsoever.
27.02.2026 00:53 — 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Philosophy:
I don’t care if I do die do die do die do die…
I don't know if you'd call this transcendent or not but as soon as I brought in my car for front-end repairs, I had an auto body experience.
26.02.2026 16:18 — 👍 64 🔁 23 💬 2 📌 0Glanced at the mirror and I do NOT like how my face looks when I’m coughing.
26.02.2026 06:05 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0you should eat healthier but also a salad costs $40 now
04.08.2025 23:52 — 👍 589 🔁 153 💬 14 📌 4If we're not getting an edit function, at least give us redaction tools.
12.02.2026 17:21 — 👍 49 🔁 23 💬 0 📌 0Oops all crunchberries
22.02.2026 19:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I had to skip the gym today because I forgot my workout jeans
22.02.2026 18:53 — 👍 87 🔁 19 💬 3 📌 0there should be a Goodwill place to drop off all the small bags of chips nobody ever wants to eat in variety packs
20.02.2026 21:46 — 👍 178 🔁 49 💬 11 📌 1BREAKING: DOJ to investigate Supreme Court for mortgage fraud.
20.02.2026 15:33 — 👍 6484 🔁 930 💬 311 📌 153
