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Nocturnal Gregarious Wild Swine

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have your emergency contact call my emergency contact

10.12.2025 11:12 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

We ask for 2nd strike video and they release Luigi arrest video.

10.12.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s my new knee’s first Christmas.

10.12.2025 07:37 β€” πŸ‘ 168    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1
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a man wearing a striped shirt and tie is laying down with his eyes closed ALT: a man wearing a striped shirt and tie is laying down with his eyes closed
10.12.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Take 14 minutes of your day or night and hear why Bach matters. (Music starts at the 5:09 mark)

10.12.2025 06:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rumor has it that Rudolph never gave permission for a movie to be made of his life.

10.12.2025 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a captain america costume is standing in the snow . ALT: a man in a captain america costume is standing in the snow .
09.12.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Distracted Boyfriend meme, but their heads are now:
Guy - a wide-eyed cat
Girlfriend - a cat tree
Red dress woman - a Christmas tree

The Distracted Boyfriend meme, but their heads are now: Guy - a wide-eyed cat Girlfriend - a cat tree Red dress woman - a Christmas tree

It's that time of year

22.11.2025 11:54 β€” πŸ‘ 6181    πŸ” 1526    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Good luck with that.

09.12.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a blue jacket and white shirt is smiling Alt: a man wearing a blue jacket and white shirt is smiling
08.12.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Frank Zappa depicted as the Wizard of Oz with the caption: Zappadan 2025

Frank Zappa depicted as the Wizard of Oz with the caption: Zappadan 2025

Happy Zappadan to all who celebrate.

06.12.2025 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You haven’t met your deductible, Charlie Brown

04.12.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Coinstar keeps 11.9% of the teeth.

05.12.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lying sacks of shit - all of em.

05.12.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I have to boycott every evil media conglomerate, how am I gonna watch my stories

05.12.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 192    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 2

the tension between my juicer and these oranges is pulpable

05.12.2025 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am going to assert myself more strongly if it's okay with you guys.

03.12.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

hawk the herald angels tuah

04.12.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is being touched by a woman . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is being touched by a woman .
04.12.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It takes a big man to admit that he’s wrong. It takes a small man to squeeze through the dog door

02.12.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 430    πŸ” 88    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2
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You don't know me but I'm the guy who puts two scoops of raisins into every box of raisin bran

03.12.2025 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

There is ZERO evidence that those targeted were drug lords. FFS

03.12.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All outta fucks to give on this #givingtuesday

02.12.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Of course, 35 million is a drop in the bucket for Starbucks.

02.12.2025 09:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Jay-eff-see

01.12.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ripleys believe it or else

01.12.2025 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

5 second rule?

01.12.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I want Iggy Pop to marry mezzo-soprano Anne Sofie von Otter so her name would be Anne Sofie von Otter-Pop.

30.11.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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