Neumeister

Xu Lee 🫰🏻

deolane tá presa ainda?

bati o mindinho, vai toma no cu todo mundo

falta esse espírito 💔

truly

a skyline parece um looping eterno toda hora o mesmo genérico aparecendo em mil contas diferentes

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tem que postar a cachoeira duo

vai trabalhar

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o bluesky antes dos brasileiros:

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“hitou”

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@pablomarcal.bsky.social

mas já parou para pensar que talvez deus não acredite em você? ✨

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ou pode continuar dando errado 🤷🏻‍♂️

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eu assim com esse puto

liga o ar, ué

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Eu entendo o medo. A panela de pressão pode explodir de repente, lançar a tampa como uma arma, soltar vapor fervente no rosto, rachar no meio e disparar comida quente, ou virar uma bomba-relógio se entupir... 5.000 acidentes desses em 2023. Mas vai ficar tudo bem. 😉