Anders S. Kristiansen

Hva

Elsker når de tror det er en god ide med fri bar

FAFO

For fanden du tog pis 😭

Du tar pis, ikke?

Jeg hjælper også en god ven, og jøsses jeg skulle heller ikke bede om det.

Færø er fin!

(Exclusive.) Bari Weiss this week clocks up four weeks on the job as chief booker (sorry, editor-in-chief) of CBS News. Breaker hears that she has unimpressed staffers with a series of bold ideas in the 9 am call. Last week, following the jewel heist at The Louvre, Weiss suggested they interview author Dan Brown. Staffers questioned what expertise in the matter Brown would provide CBS News viewers? Brown is well known as the bestselling author of the 2003 mystery novel, The Da Vinci Code, about a murder at The Louvre. On Tuesday’s 9 am call, Weiss suggested a story about how people who are scared of climate change aren’t having children. “She is showing her worst self,” one CBS News journalist told Breaker. “People are running to avoid her.”

Lmao what (from today's Breaker newsletter)

Jeg underviser på Færøerne og er lige ankommet. Her er desværre meget mørkt men det har sneet lidt,

When a chatbot gets something wrong, it’s not because it made an error. It’s because on that roll of the dice, it happened to string together a group of words that, when read by a human, represents something false. But it was working entirely as designed. It was supposed to make a sentence & it did.

Den er sååå god

Oh Bari Weiss is just Ms Rachel’s Wario

Zohran Mamdani: *laver den mest succesfulde, progressiv og samlende storbyskampagne i mands minde*

Frie Grønne: "OK gutter, nu skal vi SATME give den gas med fars memehammer, nøj nøj nøj"

Så en Frie Grønne Plakat i dag med teksten:

STOP NAZI
KAPITALISME

Og ved i hvad? Jeg grinede. Problemet er nok bare at jeg er mere online end 92% af vælgerne.
Der er vist noget i kampagne-afdelingen der har haft en lidt for coked aften da de fandt på budskaberne, lol.

Guillermo del Toro at a Frankenstein screening with a mic in hand Subtitles „thank you very much“ „and fuck AI“

The vibe I bring to the function

it's crazy that if you're a cat, your only two life outcomes are eating out of a trash can or getting treated like a little baby

Todd Howard poking you with a stick every 5-7 years.

"Its time. Again."

When ICE comes to Philly it’s going to be brutal

Får folk på nattevagt egentlig mere løn i nat, eller stjæler BIG TID mon pengene

Hahaha

i have invented this new thing when it gets cold outside called “soup”. okra and chicken

❤️

in the grim darkness of the far future, there is only pronouns

atlantic article screenshot headline: no one knows how big pumpkins can get sub head: a decade ago, the worlds heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. now the 3,000 pound mark is within sight by yasmin tayag

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

Min erfaring med corona er desværre at blive moderat syg i en uges tid, og derefter lide af autopest de næste tre måneder on/off. God bedring.

On second thought. Yes

no

So it be, so it be

Between this and Sabrina doing a similar thing it is VERY CLEAR which pop stars are aware of The Moment right now and are rising to the occasion and which ones don't give a shit

Jeg overvejer at blive konservativ, men udelukkende for at komme tilbage til tingenes tilstand i 2014.

*screams*