Lostcatdog

Two murderers, a criminal, and Luigi Mangione

Gavin Newsome is the smarmy rich kid from the swanky summer camp across the lake and our ragtag band of losers have to come together and defeat him in the big annual Field Day competition or else his evil rich dad will buy our struggling but lovable summer camp and turn it into a parking lot

If you drink just one pint of bleach every day you’ll never need to worry about Covid again

A Ulee from Ulee’s Gold skin has been added to Fortnite

Surprising they want to ditch Calibri for Times New Roman because these guys are clearly Wingdings! HEY OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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The legal department already said no to DinoBot but I’ll ask

It’s like winning a micro-lottery

Without this technology I would just have to rely on my memories of how racist they were

I was disadvantaged in the duel as I had sold my pistols to buy a comb for my wife's beautiful hair. But as we turned on the count of ten, I saw she had shaved her head so loose hair would not interfere with her deadly bald aim.

Nice 👍🏻

I have succeeded in constructing a mechanical Godzilla, who can finally defeat the accursed mutant monster for good! I call it… Dennis!

The New Yorker daily email in a Gmail inbox, with the preview text cut off so it reads “plus: Trump’s ass…”

Plus!

Any mail carrier who has been around since before our GPS enabled scanners can tell you all about the places they drank and the people they boned on the clock. Some stereotypes exist for a reason.

One lady in our office left her route when the wives on it found out what their husbands were up to

Actually Jesus would have been amazing at CrossFit

Every facet of generative AI has made my professional life worse, without question, but THIS specific aspect has been driving me NUTS.

Clients, who have made me toil for weeks over indescribably small details, are now approving & producing in-house commercial artwork that looks like a fever dream.

this perfectly captures this entire administration’s “the emperor has no clothes” energy

we are all expected to pretend this man is the King of Health, and he himself believes it, which is why he confidently in front of witnesses attempted a thing he cannot do, knowing they will all say that he did

[Werner Herzog voice] He is monstrous, but in a more profound sense, Cookie Monster is also a victim

Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.

Cancel every streaming platform and sign up for Columbia House Records, you can probably still get 10 cassettes for a penny

If they really wanted to bring civility back to air travel, they'd bring back luxury blimps, and give us 3 months vacation every year to enjoy cocktails, conversation, and quiet starlit skies.

Feels like brain could be doing something more valuable than remembering three distinct commercial jingles about medication for moderate-to-severe plaque psoriasis

You could do something about the $12 water bottles or the awful wifi or chronic overbooking but this is a good start too I guess

More like Alina Hubba Hubba

I’m very sorry

If only there was a giant dance and music stage pageant somewhere that showed China before Communism! But alas no.

Heartbreaking. The University of Nebraska will terminate its entire Earth science department.

One of the country's most successful and respected geology & climate programs: gone.

When ideologues & politicians are threatened by the very act of studying climate change, I wonder: who of us is next?

this has become a very important video to me

Listening to “Never Quite Free” by The Mountain Goats in the car and my daughter started singing “How Far I’ll Go” from Moana and the two went together so perfectly it felt like an accidental miracle

do not despair. your beloved franchises are now under the careful stewardship of the brilliant minds behind Qwikster

Consistent messaging is important but the Democrats also need their own army of evil MILFs