Lostcatdog

For just once I would like to be recognized for my visionary ouevre

It’s funny how the “tough shit, learn to code” advice only flows in one direction

I’ve been circling a cursed thought for a while and it’s time to let it out: These guys are Disney Adults for fascism.

It’s an NY Times product so Ezra Klein should host

I like my liquor hard and my reboots soft

A sign in a parking lot reads: NOTICE MUST BE CUSTOMER AT ALL TIMES

Welcome to America

When I’m Depression-Driving™️ I like to get a big box of Whoppers from the gas station and some pretzel sticks and combine them. I know there’s going to be a weird soggy Whopper amid the crunchy ones and That’s Just Fine

Writing for theonion.com has been a dream of mine for a long time and it finally came true! Two of my jokes are in the latest issue. Still waiting to hear if I 'passed' my trial, but either way I'm thrilled and honored to be published by the best humor site/newspaper on Earth

I’m not a 100% hater, I think generative AI does have some good applications, but it’s just not that great! It’s ok and helpful sometimes, but not for everything! These deals are crazy!! It’s like AMD and nVidia are making huge multi-billion investments in PowerPoint

Drink less water

Weren’t you friends with Epstein?

Hard to think of a father and son who had more divergent careers than Richard and Mojo Nixon

Richie Rich should be killed and his wealth redistributed

God bless the teens who want to stand up for the feelings of a computer or a tree or a cartoon, or whatever man. The world is full of shitty mean assholes, if the kids are swinging a little too far in the other direction in the actual pursuit of kindness then I think that’s probably ok

"A.I." is the tool of and the prevailing aesthetic of fascists leading to a world devoid of meaning or art.

The problem is, once he's out of office again everyone's gonna be like "well, I'm glad that's over," instead of "WE NEED TO CHANGE EVERYTHING!!!"

The Dems blinked when Bush stole the 2000 election. Obama let Mitch McConnell steal the Supreme Court. They should have arrested Trump on January 7. I would really, really like one national Dem to explain how this time will be different.

They could have perp walked Trump, multiple times, for multiple offenses. They could have convicted him in the Senate, as a bipartisan majority of senators voted to do. When you decide not to pursue justice, this is the result.

AI actress Tilly Norwood has tragically passed away while filming her first movie with director A Hologram of John Landis

You wanted a hit
But baby I don’t do hits
I post
And post
And post
And two likes is enough

It's pretty clear that Trump spends all day eyeball deep in AI images and videos that have become his reality. He's always been detached from Actual Events. This is something new.

Wait, Tyler Cowen has been writing about how to find virgins since 2009 while he was a professor at George Mason University

MAGA’s “Voter Fraud” Watchdog Votes in a Swing State. He Doesn’t Live There. A long paper trail shows that Jack Posobiec casts a ballot in one state and lives in another.

SCOOP — Pennsylvania prosecutors were alerted to possible voting irregularities by one of MAGA's leading voices against voter fraud. A long paper trail shows Jack Posobiec has been living in Maryland but voting using his parents' PA address for years.

From @jsweetli.bsky.social, @slate.com + me:

Hey it’s me Azazel the demon who lives in the wilderness? Hi. Pretty sure you guys were supposed to send me a he-goat today after you cast lots and offered up your offerings…. Just wanted to follow up. Thanks!

Trump’s USAID pause stranded lifesaving drugs. Children died waiting. USAID antimalarial and HIV supplies valued at nearly $140 million were delayed in the first half of the year or not delivered at all due to the Trump administration’s foreign aid pause, The Post found...

straight up child murder www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio...

My goals are simple: one, create the most lethal fighting force in the world and two, make them resent me specifically

Scott Greer tweets: "Some may say it's frivolous to care about Bad Bunny as the Super Bowl halftime entertainment, but it matters for three reasons. 1) The Super Bowl is America's premier culture event. It reflects where mainstream culture is. 2) It shows the NFL willing to broadcast a middle finger to Red America in the form of an anti-Trump, anti-ICE, Spanish-only singer 3) An entire halftime show in Spanish is the clearest sign of America's Latin Americanization and an affront to our traditional culture."

am i the only person who cares about housing prices? is this like a niche political interest or something?

I just flew in from Riyadh and boy have my arms been severed from my body

impossible to describe how heartbreaking this story is. these chatbots are fundamentally inhuman, and will cause incalculable damage until they are stopped by regulations or social recognition of the foundational lies re: their actual capabilities and the very real societal and environmental costs