Buffers

estoy tan listo para tener a Hatsune Junko

lowkey menos mal que he dejado el trabajo tras casi 3 años y medio, estaba atascadisimo, y tal y como estan las cosas en el mundo... necesito repouso

a woman is standing on a beach wearing a green dress . ALT: a woman is standing on a beach wearing a green dress .

volvemos a blusky

talked about bitch the heels (hablo de puta la tacones)

THEYRE KILLING ASEXUALS. Bluesky is dying 💔

I got that 9/11 pussy you will never forget

se acerca medianoche en esta red social

La carta de Mary de Silent Hill 2, con un texto que dice "Pero Fangoria quien es la mujer o el calvo"

You add this as a custom search engine, gets rid of the junk:
www.google.com/search?q=%s&...

From:
arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024...

This title if the comic is ‘Googling Stuff…’ The comic shows two columns: on the left is “Then” showing search results with one thing listed as “the thing you want” On the right column is ‘Now’ - also showing search results but in this case it’s a whole bunch of stuff you don’t need: AI TAKING A WILD STAB AT IT WITH SOME BLATANT MISINFORMATION SPONSORED RESULT SPONSORED RESULT SPONSORED RESULT SPONSORED RESULT PEOPLE ALSO ASK VIEW PRODUCTS And then right at the bottom just off screen is ‘the thing you want’

Googling Stuff: Then v Now.

WELL YES

Es que semos los mejores

ME VUELVO LOCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

He SAID HE NEEDS A MATTRESS TOPPER 😤

a woman singing in front of a crowd with a nbc logo in the corner ALT: a woman singing in front of a crowd with a nbc logo in the corner

No tengo miedo a irme
Soy COLATERAL

They're having a DIVA off

two women are talking into microphones in front of a wall that says " in the wo " ALT: two women are talking into microphones in front of a wall that says " in the wo "

y maripostearé "esto es como un nine to five..." y "es que es muy sacrificado... no lo entenderíais..."

cuando entre en breves en mi opositora era y sea más insufrible de lo que soy ya, would you love me if I was npc twitter

Miranda: The shooter did what he had to do to fight against a corrupt system...
Charlotte: But how can you think (whispers) *shooting* someone is right?
Samantha: Honey, he could shoot inside me anytime he wanted!
Carrie: Big is moving to Paris.

era yo

La teoría de que el breelom por su número de su Pokedex es un pasaje de la biblia... wow

Pffffff guasa

-Hola Bjork cuantos grammys tienes

+Ninguno pero tengo este premio extraño pero interesante

-Y tu?

+Yo tengo este MTV award

-Y tu melanie Martínez?

*Yo tengo este premio de facebook

a person wearing a white t-shirt with red birds on it is standing in a kitchen . ALT: a person wearing a white t-shirt with red birds on it is standing in a kitchen .

Que sed tengo chicos

que sed coño

a group of people are sitting in a dark room and laughing . ALT: a group of people are sitting in a dark room and laughing .

Yo después de tomarme un marcha latte

wait... 🫦