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Cripplepunk Cryptid Dicemaker in the Midwest | Dice for Weird Ones | Eldritch Memes, if you please | crypticcrits.com | linktr.ee/crypticcrits

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Latest posts by crypticcrits.bsky.social on Bluesky

Yeah I'm actively in the hospital with a tube up my nose. Hard to make money here.
Help .
#ttrpg #mutualaid

31.10.2025 12:17 — 👍 15    🔁 28    💬 1    📌 0

a new LEMMiNO, a new Nexpo, a new We're In Hell, new Wendigoon, new Blameitonjorge, new Bright Sun Films, new Any Austin, new Townsends where he reads spooky old stories...

I can't believe we are eating so goddamn good tonight. sometimes youtube is good

01.11.2025 05:15 — 👍 56    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

BOSTON (AP) — Judges order the federal government to use contingency funds for SNAP food aid payments during the shutdown.

31.10.2025 18:07 — 👍 9102    🔁 2360    💬 164    📌 183
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In this election, the people have two separate but equally important choices: a city they can afford or the billionaire-backed politics of the past.

Our new ad just aired during Law & Order.

31.10.2025 00:27 — 👍 4546    🔁 887    💬 82    📌 82
Digital painting - black and white drawing of a goat with long horns and five eyes mounted on an octagonal frame.

Digital painting - black and white drawing of a goat with long horns and five eyes mounted on an octagonal frame.

Happy Halloween, fellow creatures🤍

31.10.2025 16:34 — 👍 276    🔁 115    💬 1    📌 0
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Still looking for something fun to play for Halloween? 🎃✨🎃
I got you: Some years ago @annalandin.bsky.social and I made 'Something Is Wrong With this House' a horror TTRPG where YOU are the ghost!

⬇️⬇️⬇️

annalandin.itch.io/something-is...

30.10.2024 16:33 — 👍 98    🔁 42    💬 3    📌 4

Bump. Help if you can, boost either way.

💙🤘😅

30.10.2025 19:05 — 👍 8    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0
A welcoming looking tavern with draped vines over the door sits waiting for someone to enter. Text on it states "The Deadwithe Inn. What appears to be a peaceful respite will be the death of your party. An AbyssalBrews Patreon Exclusive."

A welcoming looking tavern with draped vines over the door sits waiting for someone to enter. Text on it states "The Deadwithe Inn. What appears to be a peaceful respite will be the death of your party. An AbyssalBrews Patreon Exclusive."

The Deadwithe Inn was just released to our supporters at patreon.com/abyssalbrews

It's a creature designed to sit and wait for your players to make the mistake of stepping inside. Ready for #DnD and #Pathfinder2E with lore, tactics, stats, art, tokens, and more. Support us and grab it today.

30.10.2025 17:50 — 👍 17    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 0

A new bundle of solo games is live!

My writing game Chekhov's Coupons is in it. You take the Chekhov's gun and plot coupon tropes to the absurd extreme to write a very contained and self-referential story. I feel like it's brought an extra level of intentionality to the rest of my writing. #ttrpgs

31.10.2025 03:49 — 👍 11    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 0
A poster that says
Did you see:
-a tent in the woods?
-someone shoplifting?
-a person sleeping in their car?
NO YOU FUCKING DIDNT
people are struggling don't make it worse

A poster that says Did you see: -a tent in the woods? -someone shoplifting? -a person sleeping in their car? NO YOU FUCKING DIDNT people are struggling don't make it worse

30.10.2025 17:37 — 👍 7378    🔁 3443    💬 27    📌 32
ALT text copied and pasted from the linked website: An infographic titled “How To Write Alt Text” featuring a photo of a capybara. Parts of alt text are divided by color, including identify who, expression, description, colour, and interesting features. The finished description reads “A capybara looking relaxed in a hot spa. Yellow yuzu fruits are floating in the water, and one is balanced on the top of the capybara’s head.”

ALT text copied and pasted from the linked website: An infographic titled “How To Write Alt Text” featuring a photo of a capybara. Parts of alt text are divided by color, including identify who, expression, description, colour, and interesting features. The finished description reads “A capybara looking relaxed in a hot spa. Yellow yuzu fruits are floating in the water, and one is balanced on the top of the capybara’s head.”

Posting this again because a lot of people said they found it helpful! Guide to ALT text: www.perkins.org/resource/how...

19.04.2024 20:18 — 👍 13000    🔁 7757    💬 728    📌 722
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Billie Eilish Calls on Billionaires to Support People in Need: 'No Hate, But Give Your Money Away' Billie Eilish donates $11.5 million from 'Hit Me Hard and Soft' tour to charity and calls on billionaires to support people in need during hard times.

I don't see a lot of people talking about this, so I want to highlight something GOOD

Billie Eilish stood in a room full of billionaires and said "you're billionaires... Why?"

She donated 11.5 MILLION DOLLARS to food equity and climate orgs, which Stephen Colbert announced to said billionaires.

30.10.2025 15:56 — 👍 4290    🔁 1491    💬 38    📌 86

SEATTLE: this is love. If you can, contribute. If you need, partake. 🏳️‍🌈 💜

29.10.2025 23:22 — 👍 49    🔁 33    💬 1    📌 0

Mango3d was the studio, Lychee was the software. Was actually decent too, but then they had to go jump the ai bandwagon. I just tried to warn em that the pacific coasters were gonna HATE this when it came out. 😂😂

29.10.2025 23:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“what radicalized you” idk paying attention

29.10.2025 17:03 — 👍 12553    🔁 4106    💬 102    📌 120

I've just applied to a *bunch* of different conventions that feel like I'm punching above my weight class. YOLO I guess.

(...except I've vended at one of these cons not once but TWICE ssssssssh)

29.10.2025 22:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a pembroke welsh corgi laying on a black and white drug rug blanket on a small pleather couch snoring loudly while i wait for jeopardy to air.

a pembroke welsh corgi laying on a black and white drug rug blanket on a small pleather couch snoring loudly while i wait for jeopardy to air.

how about a black & white photo of boo snoring?

29.10.2025 22:36 — 👍 58    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1

oh hey, my banning from another discord got mentioned, ahahaha. 🙃

29.10.2025 22:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Resharing because this list of resources is constantly being updated 👇👇👇👇👇

29.10.2025 12:39 — 👍 49    🔁 29    💬 3    📌 1

I know a lot of people (cough Millennials) feel like they need to START a thing, START a food bank, build a little free food pantry.

My friends, my loves, my dears.

Don't start.

JOIN.

These exist. They have community ties! They have some funding! Accountability! Regulations!

27.10.2025 13:25 — 👍 769    🔁 252    💬 1    📌 7
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I’m gonna miss this crew so much. Amber Ascenscion season 2 has been a wild ride. I love these players and characters and the world we created together. TUNE IN TONIGHT AT 8PM EST FOR EPISODE 6 AMBER ASCENSCION SEASON 2 FINALE!!!! The world of Pentarch will never be the same….

28.10.2025 23:27 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 1
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Tuesday | Oct 28 | 8pm est

#sagas #ttrpg #actualplay #cyberpunk #amberascenscion #finale

Cast:
@glowpinkstah.bsky.social
@craigofinspiration.bsky.social
@crypticcrits.bsky.social
@aundawyn.bsky.social
@jrschorlunch.bsky.social

With special guest @bladesofmayari.bsky.social

28.10.2025 23:27 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
scotch glass with an etching of gaming dice arraigned and connected like a molecule

scotch glass with an etching of gaming dice arraigned and connected like a molecule

footed Irish coffee mug etched with a knotwork crescent moon and triquetra design

footed Irish coffee mug etched with a knotwork crescent moon and triquetra design

small green glass goblet etched with an art deco d20 gaming dice design

small green glass goblet etched with an art deco d20 gaming dice design

a pair of iridescent glass crescent moon earrings etched with a filigree pattern

a pair of iridescent glass crescent moon earrings etched with a filigree pattern

End of the month advert, I've gotten so bad at capitalism. But I'm doing my best & rents around the corner.
Lots of fun stuff in my shop, I also do custom commissions and the like.

Fuck corpos, let's all support indie businesses this season.
ko-fi.com/mcetching

28.10.2025 16:31 — 👍 43    🔁 35    💬 2    📌 0

Y'all had a bright enough event that locals asked me how it was. I hope I'm able to come - and possibly vend - next year! (just please don't make it around the 18th of october, please please please)

28.10.2025 17:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fittingly, it’s PbtA Week.

I’d bring more to class today as examples EXCEPT THE STUDENTS ADOPTED MOST OF THEM.

This is a stack of games that have each inspired countless more. It’s the best of what TTRPG interdependence is — in the work & life of @lumpley.bsky.social & @megueyb.bsky.social

28.10.2025 14:40 — 👍 24    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0
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Search audiobooks Find your next great audiobook.

Periodic reminder for #Animorphs fans: There are great audiobook versions of the entire series, including the Megamorphs and Chronicles books. The cast of narrators did such a wonderful job bringing these stories to life. 💚🦎

Here's the series page on @libro.fm:

27.10.2025 16:52 — 👍 341    🔁 177    💬 10    📌 3

Cast: @glowpinkstah.bsky.social @craigofinspiration.bsky.social @crypticcrits.bsky.social @aundawyn.bsky.social @bruthaqueon.bsky.social @jrschorlunch.bsky.social

27.10.2025 21:01 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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TONIGHT! We learn the secrets of Cian’s mysterious past. The first half of our finale has an explosive ending so tune in to the action packed masquerade at Atlas HQ! Episode 5 of Amber Ascenscion season 2 ~ live soon!

Oct 27 | 7:00pm EST
on Twitch.tv/bossjellybean

#ttrpg #actualplay #cyberpunk

27.10.2025 21:01 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 1
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unfuck google drive by shooting gemini
Hey folks! Google is fucking you via sneaky enshittification again!
Want the shit in your google drive to load instantly again, instead of taking for-fucking-ever?
Open your gdrive (web OR app)
Settings > Manage Apps
Gemini was checked "use as default" (and i sure the fuck didn't set it that way, this was a silent push)
Nuke that, and suddenly, folders that took up to a minute to populate and sort do so in a fraction of a second.

Screenshot of text: unfuck google drive by shooting gemini Hey folks! Google is fucking you via sneaky enshittification again! Want the shit in your google drive to load instantly again, instead of taking for-fucking-ever? Open your gdrive (web OR app) Settings > Manage Apps Gemini was checked "use as default" (and i sure the fuck didn't set it that way, this was a silent push) Nuke that, and suddenly, folders that took up to a minute to populate and sort do so in a fraction of a second.

friend shared this, immediately updated my settings

27.10.2025 16:28 — 👍 11314    🔁 6484    💬 124    📌 354

The Power Fantasy of Superman is you still have a staff job on a newspaper.

27.10.2025 13:24 — 👍 3457    🔁 536    💬 46    📌 27

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