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Haz II

@hazthesecond.bsky.social

Amateur artist, amateur lover of men, and self-proclaimed emperor of the Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands

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Baller

14.06.2025 16:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Ice war” this and “Ice war” that, these Mf’s never knew what it’s like to watch your coworker on a Jupiter gas refinery fall off the platform into the void. We collect the gas that y’all use for warmth and weaponry and we don’t get a single thanks in return

20.04.2025 20:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve got silly genes in my veins. Always have, always will. It’s a family trait

18.12.2024 12:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Damn you Fauci 💔

21.10.2024 12:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

gay gay homosexual gay he/him #woke

21.10.2024 01:06 — 👍 185    🔁 25    💬 9    📌 2

Tapper: "Why is he talking about Arnold Palmer's penis in front of Pennsylvania voters?"

Johnson: "Jake, you seem to like that line a lot... [...] Okay, don't say it again, we don't have to say it..."

20.10.2024 16:46 — 👍 831    🔁 165    💬 70    📌 72

Real if true

21.10.2024 00:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“Do you know who had the greatest ass of all time? Hamburgler. Ass like a Romanian gymnast. But he was killed by immigrants. Immigrants are violent and hate great asses. That’s why Kamala lets them in. She’s a shit vice-president. Anyway pull through to the first window please.”

20.10.2024 20:49 — 👍 1885    🔁 247    💬 49    📌 14

Begging young artists with less experience to realize that art styles can often have exaggerated proportions on purpose for the sake of an art style. That doesn't make the art bad.

20.10.2024 18:08 — 👍 11775    🔁 1426    💬 130    📌 0

Let’s go gay people 👏 👏 👏

20.10.2024 20:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A cold field scene at dusk. The moon is low in the sky and yellow in the top centre. In the foreground and extending into the background are many sheep with thick wool coats and black and white faces and legs. They all look towards the viewer with bright glowing eyes the same colour as the moon. In the distance is a house below a steep hill sparsely covered in leafless trees. A large house is just visible behind the trees on the peak of the hill to the right. The hill is covered in yet more sheep and a light mist.

A cold field scene at dusk. The moon is low in the sky and yellow in the top centre. In the foreground and extending into the background are many sheep with thick wool coats and black and white faces and legs. They all look towards the viewer with bright glowing eyes the same colour as the moon. In the distance is a house below a steep hill sparsely covered in leafless trees. A large house is just visible behind the trees on the peak of the hill to the right. The hill is covered in yet more sheep and a light mist.

The Field of Eyes Beneath the Rising Moon

#DarkArt

18.10.2024 20:11 — 👍 2320    🔁 387    💬 36    📌 11

our legendary childhood smoke show bomb shell Dime pieces of gaming are refusing to get their ass holes waxed and it is costing Human lives

18.10.2024 16:52 — 👍 4849    🔁 295    💬 58    📌 10

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