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It's a lot easier to close the loopholes than it is to raise taxes.

20.11.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Vance and all the cabinet members could get shitcanned as well.

Article II, Section 4:

The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors.

20.11.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wasn't a big fan of washing rice until I found a great Korean colander at H-Mart. Now it's just 15-20 seconds under the kitchen faucet and done. The rice cooks much better without all that starch.

20.11.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No. Waste of money. Just waste them and get on with the job of dismantling the tacky East Wing crap.

20.11.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Except Huang is pretty good at turning on a dime to deliver changing value expectations.

20.11.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LOL! Hopper series GPUs cost on average about $35k and up. If you do the very rough math it's about 1.43 million GPUs. Who is buying them? Microsoft, Amazon AWS, Alphabet, Meta, Oracle, Tesla, OpenAI and Elon Musk's xAI... Just AWS' Project Ceiba alone is using 20k GPUs.

20.11.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

<sigh> Tell me about it...

20.11.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ever time she tells a lie to the press she has to run to the bathroom and inject more Botox in her other lips to compensate.

19.11.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

¿Todavía buscando novia? 🀣🀣

19.11.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What? You too? 😜😜😜

19.11.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sheeit. I see your Gameboy, and raise you a Pong, November 29, 1972.

19.11.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A week ago I was in a grocery store and the deli shop called out "Order ready, 867!" I instantly yelled "5309!!!" and was totally depressed when not one person in the store got it...

19.11.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

What strike? 🀣🀣🀣

19.11.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We've got all sorts of orcas here in New England. We call them "Short, Fat, KFC Thunder-Thighs Karens." One shot of pepper spray and they fall down and roll out of control to the end of the street.

19.11.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In your dreams.

19.11.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Meh. Haven't been to a Starbucks in decades. What strike? I roast and grind my own coffee. Don't need any dorks lecturing me on how what I really want is a fucking latte. πŸ’¨

19.11.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought same when I ran head on into a brick wall on my bike and made a bloody mess of my head at 10. I thought I was dead. It didn't happen for 32 yrs, and the ER doc yanked me back like a fish. Then I needed a triple bypass at 65. 'nother Impala jump start. I am now living life 2.5 at 66. 😜😜😜😜

19.11.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Scientists" are most certainly to blame for at least 50% of the mistrust due to the amount of utterly idiotic bullshit many of them produce in the mad race to try to somehow get a Nobel and/or cash in. The most visible example of this is the Michio Kaku Motormouth Syndrome. FACT.

19.11.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Yes, cupcake. You are going to beg for ICE when Bubba is done with you. Bet on it."

19.11.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Watch. The idiot bimbos at DoJ will screw the pooch and release the wrong PDF with no redactions, aaaaannnnndddd....

CUE THE KETCHUP!!!

19.11.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Johnson??? Leadership????

<Blink>

19.11.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That is what macros are for, Mr. PostHoleDigger.

19.11.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's easier to reply with "Way to go, Captain Obvious." and move on.

19.11.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

jackwipe looks a turd someone tried and failed to pass.

19.11.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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'Absolutely Disgusting': Kyle Rittenhouse Appearance Derails After Angry Locals Raise Hell "Outrage Erupts: Kyle Rittenhouse's Appearance Sparks Chaos at GOP Rally, Leading to Sudden Shutdown. Details Inside."

Kyle Rittenhouse got run out of PA last week, and I’m sad I missed it. πŸ˜‚

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19.11.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 8744    πŸ” 1721    πŸ’¬ 649    πŸ“Œ 171

I think we can all agree Megyn Kelly is a useless blonde bimbo who deserves to have the fleas of a thousand camels infest her cunt. And you can quote me on that.

19.11.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh hell yes. Testify!

19.11.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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