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Neil Gortz

@gortz.bsky.social

Auld da working in gaming, afflicted by RRMS and a stash of board games he will never play with.

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Fully agree

01.03.2026 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen, sitting alone on the surface of Mars.

Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen, sitting alone on the surface of Mars.

It is 1991. I am 15 years old. The US has gone to war in the Middle East.

It is 2003. I am 27 years old. The US has gone to war in the Middle East.

It is 2026. I'm too old for this shit. The US has gone to war in the Middle East.

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Now hang on a minute

27.02.2026 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A happy Pokemon Day to those who celebrate

27.02.2026 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At last, Gorton trending in the news for the right reasons.

27.02.2026 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The woke is back on the menu meme

The woke is back on the menu meme

WELL ALRIGHT THEN

27.02.2026 09:26 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone is about to been seen, said and sorted

25.02.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

…. You’re not gonna believe this.

24.02.2026 11:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good to see Scene Queen rise and rise

23.02.2026 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@neillcameron.bsky.social my daughter took her new copy of Donut Squad to the Donut Shop yesterday just to show the staff, then read aloud her fave jokes to us on the journey home. Truly it’s her favourite thing.

22.02.2026 10:00 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was informed by the local GW goblin and then my mind was made up that I had to have it - there’s a range now, prepare your purse

21.02.2026 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Legit my fave part, especially that weird cat thing

21.02.2026 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You can’t have a themed bar in your store and NOT expect me to buy

21.02.2026 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a rite of passage to drink your paint water by mistake so this seems the next logical step

21.02.2026 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Rescinding any chance of knowing a lovers touch yet further by making even my booze Warhammer branded.

21.02.2026 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Always watching …

21.02.2026 10:44 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not bad for a guy that walks with a cane.

21.02.2026 10:02 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still haunted by driving past Hooters in Nottingham and seeing the sign that read β€˜Kids eat FREE on Sundays’.

21.02.2026 08:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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20.02.2026 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When in Nottingham ….

20.02.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

High praise indeed

19.02.2026 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A belated birthday card for a special boy

19.02.2026 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey look, it’s two middle aged men with a podcast

18.02.2026 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Took a self date today to see Nan Goldin’s β€˜Ballad of Sexual Dependancy’ - a collection of her works first published in the 80s. It’s been in my life since the 90s and has (I feel) coded who I am now.

For something so deeply personal (to me) it was strange to experience it in person with a crowd.

17.02.2026 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How I look at my wife when she asks if I’m ’SERIOUSLY going to have ANOTHER round of pancakes’ today.

17.02.2026 08:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A little treat for the goodest people

17.02.2026 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Reading a lot of think pieces about the timely passing of the great Robert Duvall and it’s all β€˜Godfather this, Godfather that’ - not one of these (so called) film reviewers mention Gone in 60 Seconds - arguably the best film of all time - even if he was upstaged by a mute Vinnie Jones

17.02.2026 07:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Rewatching Dogma for the first time in like … 15 years, it remains wonderful and just as relevant today. An all timer.

The bittersweet’ness of seeing Rickman doing one of his best performances.

16.02.2026 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Appropriate for Valentines I guess

14.02.2026 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0