Birbsai

In other news, Boo just walked up to me and pawed at me to pet her. Oreo saw and walked over. Boo then started sniffing her nose and they chilled before both laying down. And I’m so proud of Boo who hasn’t always been the most accepting of Oreo.

Very thankful that I married a guy that:

1. Is hella creative and will photoshop a banner for me for a work event
And
2. Would never use AI art

Always forever glad I locked down my soulmate so early in my life 🖤

I love having 3 monitors and a 3060 just to use it on Amazon and Google Sheets for work 🫩

I use it for way more than that, it’s just my current reality at 12:28pm on Thursday.

How do I ask google for Reddit posts for ideas on depression meals that aren’t just cereal but like standard meals but made easier? Like rotisserie chicken instead of cooking chicken, or microwave rice instead of rice cooker? I’m trying to learn crockpot meals but I’m overwhelmed

I have a coworker that pronounces GIF as Jif every time, unironically, and I keep thinking about that this morning.

I can’t sleep because my phone won’t charge if I put it down. What the heck.

I may be suicidal, mentally ill, and an absolute fucking idiot, but whenever I look over at my dog Boo, she wags her tail like crazy, but stops when I look away only to wag again when I look, and it made me cry this morning. She’s so sweet, dude.

Update no one asked for: they got it and gave me a slice 😭🖤

I guess pha in my head is like “fuh”, if that makes sense. I should’ve done that to begin with. Lmao

My client’s little sister asked for my favorite pizza for dinner, and here I am manifesting it for them. I told her that she asked for my favorite and I’m STOKED if they get it. Will update.

So pho is like pha? And I’ve heard gyro as hero before but then was told that’s wrong. I’m so confused. 😭

Was just having to put in how long I’ve been married and realized it has, in fact, been 7 years married and almost 10 years together. Where has the time gone?

It’s 2026 and I think it’s time I finally admit that I have no idea how to pronounce pho or gyro. I know I can look it up, but I’ve never tried either foods, so I haven’t had the motivation to try. Thank you for letting me say this openly.

Playing video games with Nio, the bestie, and my twin brother (who I haven’t played with in so long) and it’s such a nice time. ❤️

My mom texted me that my father is an asshole and I almost replied, “And he married one, too.”

If I just ceased to exist, everything would feel so much better.

My client’s little sister is currently getting into Danganronpa and I said, “Have fun playing Roblox, client. I have some lore explaining to do.” And suddenly, it’s almost time to leave and I’m still explaining trial 1 of game 1. 🥲

My supervisor got tasked to start a new client’s treatment plan and took one look at it and said, “Birb would be perfect for this case.” She just messaged me and told me the proposed hours which could give me between $300-$500 more a check. Despite being sad in life, I’m thankful

Today, I ended my first session at 8am. My next session doesn’t start until 6pm. So I’m sitting at home by myself and having a mental breakdown over life. I wish I could sleep.

Also how do I express to my boss that I want the hours I’m getting but the whole 7am shift and last shift ending at 8pm is physically and mentally killing me. I love my clients but man would I kill to be like other people that have kids from 8am-3pm and then be done.

Listen, I feel old a lot. But when I look at the mayor of NYC and his birthday is almost exactly 4 years before mine? I feel hella old now. I could be a whole ass mayor right now, but instead, I’m watching my client eat breakfast after I skipped it myself. What am I doing.

Bro Nio got the best news tonight wtf 😭😭

My boss does check ins with everyone at work (my like top boss), and today was a spontaneous one for me. And it ended up with me getting compensated, a free therapy session, and my feelings only mildly hurt, though she didn’t mean to upset me. I need a week to recover. I can’t.

I saw that the president said gas was below $2.50 average in the US and I looked at the almost $3 a gallon gas price here and remember that most people forgot this state is even a state.

I wish I had a dedicated squad to play Fast Food Simulator with. ☹️

I remember this time when I was chosen to be on a jury and ended up awarding a huge food company to pay the little guy over $10 million. What interesting times.

Coworker: “This person I’m meeting with is driving me insane.”
Me, who would normally say Name and Shame, slowly peaks at her computer to see who.
Coworker: “BIRB.”