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Chairman Pao

@baldymcbeardface.bsky.social

Fashion Pariah • Lighting Mook • Sarcasmophile • Aspiring Absurdist • Amateur Drunk • Professional Cynic • Memelord • Dog Servant • Ungovernable Beast

73 Followers  |  45 Following  |  184 Posts  |  Joined: 17.01.2025  |  2.0384

Latest posts by baldymcbeardface.bsky.social on Bluesky

Luigi time.

12.02.2025 20:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Puppy Dog Eyes Masterclass.

12.02.2025 06:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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With pleasure.

12.02.2025 06:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Lemme fix that headline for you.
“Rich slumlords fear they may lose some of their graft.”

12.02.2025 04:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

FAFOface.

12.02.2025 02:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Somebody is definitely messing with the simulation.

12.02.2025 02:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Moon over mountains.

12.02.2025 01:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It’s gonna be a bumpy ride.

11.02.2025 05:09 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Google seems a little sycophantic here…

11.02.2025 04:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cuz if NK is known for anything it’s the quality of the medical care.

11.02.2025 04:02 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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My late BD gift arrived. Smoke me a kipper, skipper. I’ll be back for breakfast.

11.02.2025 02:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anything is a ouija board if you’re posessed enough.

11.02.2025 00:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nice self-own there Nance.

11.02.2025 00:56 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trump fired the FAA.

11.02.2025 00:52 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fr fr

10.02.2025 23:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They’re not sending their best.

10.02.2025 18:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.

09.02.2025 18:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was waiting for this reference

09.02.2025 18:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Nice 1984 reference.

09.02.2025 06:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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In a conversation with a friend I managed to convey my point of view exactly for the first time.

08.02.2025 20:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*bows*

08.02.2025 03:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*bows*

08.02.2025 00:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Emperor Tang and his evil vizier having a grand old time. Worst Third Reich cosplay ever.

07.02.2025 23:46 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Behold, shots doth be fired.

07.02.2025 23:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I haven’t sang a national anthem in decades. I’m not into jingoism.

07.02.2025 23:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The family that jails together fails together.

07.02.2025 23:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You’re a good man, David. Quality PSA.

07.02.2025 23:27 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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