Red Zeppelin

Why don’tcha be a good little sweat rag and help your ol’ man out?

*peeling my sweat soaked cheeks apart with a cocky grin as a cocktail of stench flows from between my swampy ass! Chuckling as my leathery glistening donut puckers and presses against your unfortunate snout*

..well?

Listen to that baby puuurrrr!

Really in the mood to turn that cute face into a nice pair of undies and absolutely STAIN you with my swampy ass sweat and ungodly farts!

Whatcha think? Not like you get a choice!

Imagine me as a horse, just picture how fat and swampy my donut would be! The deafening farts that would be constantly rumbling out this monstrous ass!

Your snout wouldn’t stand a chance! ;3

Love is in the air! AND the lungs! 🦨💨🩷

Imagine having a donut so fat and sweaty that it acts like a suction cup whenever you sit down!

..couldn’t be me! ;D

You know this fat ass will be sweating up a STORM! >:3

How about I trap you in my singlet instead? >:3

Interested my little fart sponge? ;3

Ass so steamy it puts a sauna to shame!

Poor little cushion! You’ll be belching up my fumes for WEEKS!

*a foul smile paints my face before grabbing the back of your head, pulling you into a tight embrace against my roaring gut! My lips wrap around yours as my tongue forces that muzzle open before a sweetly scented belch bellows down your throat*

~BWwwwWWRROOOOOooooOOrrrrRRRRRRRrrr!~

Ahh.. happy? ;3

*With ease I chug the two litre bottle of soda you left in the fridge, casually tossing it aside as my gut bubbles and swells! Wiping my maw and grinning as my eyes lock with yours*

What’s the matter pup, did ya want some? ;D

Feels good to spend some one-in-one time with your pup!

🐶: @ralphwinston.bsky.social
🎨: allbadbadgers (FA)

Love you too! You fart factory! ;D

“Bring it in, bro…” 💚

Anthony and Red’s is a bro-ship for the ages. …A very smelly one. 😆

A special piece for my buddy @redzepskunk.bsky.social. I love you, ya big lug. 😏 Thanks for being a great friend.

🎨 - @choberottie.bsky.social
(Thank you for this piece. It’s amazing 👍🏻💚)

*after what seems like an eternity, the unearthly roar comes to a stop, a potently dense fog of raunchy skunk gas hangs in the air. Your lungs burn as you gasp for clean air..

..but that doesn’t bother your roommate, as his snoring starts up again, and his gut keeps rumbling*

~PPFFFFFPPPPFFFFPPPPPPPFFFFpppFPRPFPpppppTTTPTTTBTBBTBTBOooooBPPPPPPFFFTTPRPLPLPLLPPRRFFFFFFPFPpppPPTTTPPPPT~

*gallons of nose churning, eye watering stench flood into your bedroom with ease, the air growing thicker by the second as the ungodly gas continues to ripple out his now sweat soaked ass*

*As you try to sleep you hear the distant creaks of your roommates bed straining to support his mountainous ass as he rolls over in a sleepy haze.

Before long, a deafening roar rumbles down the hallway as a dense wave of build up flatulence blast from the skunks noxious rump*

You’ll be working overtime! ;3

Front row seats! >:3

There’s something so tranquil about the muffled moans of a cushion that was just forced to swallow a absolute brain rotter of a fart!

It’s like music to my ears! ;D

Sorry kid! I need my favourite sweat rag!

*grinding my sweat soaked ass back against your whimpering frame as my steaming dripping cheeks swallow around both you and the chair I’m sitting on, grinning a filthy smile as your fur absorbs my raunchy stench*

Much better! ;D

I’m craving some art of my fat swampy cheeks in my skintight sweat soaked singlet, grinding against your squirming body as the outline of my donut practically engulfs you! ;D

Last night was a BLAST!

Red, a large red skunk, is laying on a bed. He’s passing a large amount of gas, expanding the blanket on top of him. Underneath his ass, Maxwell-a small raccoon with grey/purple fur-is illustrated struggling against the gas pouring up his nose.

CW: Farts

“I was under there all night! My damn nose was on fire by the end of it!”

Amazing art by @redzepskunk.bsky.social

Just giving the fans what they want! Thanks for being a great filter! ;3

That’s right..

*yanking on that leash, forcing your snout deep within my sweat infused cheeks! The roaring of my gut only intensifies before an ungodly wave of raunchy stench bellows out across your trapped muzzle*

~BBLLRRRRPPPPPRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBBFFFFRRRRRRBBBBBBTRRRRFFFFFFPPPRRTTTTTT~

..it’s you!

*Chuckling as my gut bubbles and swells, letting a foul smile wash over my face before I tug firmly on the leash that’s wedged between my thighs, inching your muzzle closer to my potently swampy ass!*

Now who’s my good boy?

*I say with a grin as the padlock on your collar jingles*