Red Zeppelin

Last chance my fart chuggers! ;D

Smile for the fans! 📸

Had such a BLAST with this YCH I figured i’d open back up for a couple more lucky ‘victims’! ;3

Fart ALT included! £27! PayPal only! Message me if interested!

Looks like you’re completely swamped >:3

Who needs a mask when this ass will make an airtight seal! ;D

Ain’t you the sweetest! ;3

That’s my good little fart sponge! ;3

What about plans for the week? ;3

I’m in a real mood to flood your lungs, and inflate your gut with the RAUNCHIEST farts imaginable!

Then of course, watch you squirm as you belch those foul fumes back out! ;3

Thanks pup! ;D

Thanks cushion! ;3

Don’t hold back, big guy! ;3

Smile for the camera! 📸

It’s always a BLAST to face an old mate in the ring! Even if he’s used to my foul tactics! 🖤💨

🐺🎧: @tubabutt.bsky.social

I think green and red would look GREAT together! ;D

It’s gonna be a long day today!

*peeling my cheeks apart and swaying them casually over your blushing but panicked face as my oversized rump lowers onto the chair! SLAMMING my swampy ass down with a hefty grunt as my sweaty cheeks swallow around your face*

Thanks for helping! ;D

THAT'S my man!

I ain’t at THAT level yet! ;D

*grins* You down to wreck a city with me! ;3

It’s the wonder of wearing a skintight singlet! These bad boys BLOAT up!

Don’t beat yourself up too much! You made a perfect practice dummy! ;D

I can’t say I invented Tooters ‘cause the idea has been floating around for a while, kinda like Himbo Hooters, but the particular logo/branding that’s been popping up recently was all done by yours truly!

And a few of my artist friends have been indulging me by being “employees”!

*grins*

You already know about our excellent customer service! ;D

An anthro cow dessed in attire for working at ‘Tooters’ the Hooters-like restaurant but for big gassy guys

An anthro cow dessed in attire for working at ‘Tooters’ the Hooters-like restaurant but for big gassy guys, showing off todays special~

Taking up a part time job at @redzepskunk.bsky.social's "Tooters", the outfit is a tad snug and the patrons are a bit handsy but the tip well!

Poor fella is gonna be promoted to full-time cushion before he knows it! 🧡💦

It could be your precious snout! >:3

He loves it! *A bassy rumbling blast roars out against the poor little filter*

~BBBRRRPPPPBBBBFFFFFTTTFFBBBBBBFFPPPPPBBBBBBBRRRRRPPP~

Sorry kid, you’re gonna have to speak up!

*chuckling as another wave of raunchy skull rattling farts roar over your smothered face, grinding down a little harder ensuring your snout is wedged DEEP in the outline of my swampy singlet covered donut*

~BBRRRRPPPFFFFRRRRPPPFFFBBBRRRRBBBBBRRRRRRRRTTTTF~

Service with a FOUL smile! ;D

*The bed frame creaks and strains as I roll over in my sleep, a thick sweat soaked sheet barley covers my swampy mountain of an ass as my gut bubbles and roars until you’re loudly awaken with a deafening-

~PRPPRPRRRPRRTTTTTPTPTPPTPTPPPppprprprtttprptr~

-inflating the covers with my raunchy stench*

I got a pretty intense match in a few days! Why don’t I make you my honorary practice dummy and test out a few new moves on ya?

*looming over as my shadow engulfs you! Grinning a twisted smile as an ungodly rumble emerges from my gut*

Trust me.. you’ll have a blast! ;D