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… Best…

… night…

… ever…

YES MA’AM!!!!!!!

Hi.

I’m the dumbass brother.

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𝙏𝙊𝙐𝙂𝙃𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙉 𝙇𝙀𝘼𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍!

𝙐𝙉𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙀 𝙎𝙊𝙉𝙄𝘾, 𝙄 𝘿𝙊𝙉’𝙏 𝘾𝙃𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙇𝙀!

#SONICRP

Yap yap yap

Go back to your cave, you troll man nvm that’s an insult to good mythology.

Go back to, your fucking reclusive island you Typhon.

For ref you probably be lookin’ like this.

“You would be the type o’ guy to be into animals kiddin’ wouldn’t ya?

Fuckin’ sicko.”

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"Holidays Come Whether You Want Them To Or Not."

A Heavily Headcanoned Portrayal Of Dess Holiday

December Holiday The Roaring Knight

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This shit is what shot Tupac. RIP my nigga for real dog. Peace.

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Nigga, this shit will turn your pacemaker off. Nuclear levels of sour. Lung slaughtering, necromancer kush. Shit got diamonds on it so you know the THC to CBD ratio is fuckin' swag nigga. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious evil sorcerer Moon Grass. This shit straight out of Caelid.

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I got a twelve-pack of that gorilla. That shit you can only find walking along the hashish transport paths in Azerbaijan. I'm smoking on Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 dragons. Shit's so purple it should be asking me "where's Ronald?"

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Espio The Chameleon

Age: 19

Species: Mobian Chameleon

Occupation: Ninja

Favorite Food: Dumplings

Likes: Training, Meditating, Camping, Justice, Food

Dislikes: Betrayal, Misunderstandings, Eggman, Injustice

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I can confirm that his name is actually Maurice.

Glad to know that yer aware, Sonic.

Bahhhh, ya don’t gotta get me anythin’, Lanolin.

[He says as he crosses his arms behind his head.]

Bein’ yer boyfriend’s already the greatest gift I’ve evah been given.

D’awww, shucks.

[Oh look, he’s blushing a little!]

It wasn’t nothin’! No big deal! Just wanted tah get my special girlie a lil’ somethin’ nice.

I’m glad ya do. Went through quite a bit o’ trouble to get it.

[…By that he means he stole it from a thrift store where the cashier had an AK.]

It looks great on ya, babe!

𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐠 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧‘𝐭 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭, 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭?

HE’S DOING IT AGAIN!?

Ugh…..

Someone get Sonic, I’m not dealin’ with this crap.

“YES??”

[art by SpacieGracie]

“….The more I learn about ‘er, the hotter she gets-“

“What, we’re Silver and Blaze busy or somethin’? Knuckles not ‘round? Surge ain’t showin’ up?

If they need my help, I’ll wait for one o’ them to ask me. I don’t owe ya a goddamn thing, y’hear?”