roxaplasm

Corner of my monitor Lock Screen with a prompt that says Unlock Elephant Secrets with Bing

Frankly that’s none of my business.

fuck no

fair enough

why is dead by daylight in the top right

throwback

and a few more because theres too many fantastic games

top 9 because im indecisive in no order and all of them were top of my head reflex picks without too much thought

big minus for this website is that you cant mute/block people directly from the timeline

Twitch Dot Com Slash Brendaniel Funny Clips Thread (from Brendaniel, so it's biased.)

Just got done smoking crack and punching a child in the face as hard as I could

Can’t do that on Twitter, love it here

Hate it when the local sheriff tells me that no animal he’s ever seen could leave bite marks this big.

this would work on me

liv agar

bro what the fuck did they sell me

easiest shit of my life

Asylum Demon
Taurus Demon
Capra Demon
Gaping Dragon
Moonlight Butterfly
Gargoyles
Quelaag
Ceaseless Discharge
Iron Golem
Ornstein & Smough
Gwyndolin
Demon Firesage
Centipede Demon
Bed of Chaos
Priscilla
Seath
Sif
Four Kings
Pinwheel
Nito
Stray Demon
Sanctuary Guardian
Artorias
Kalameet
Manus
Gwyn

liv agar

It really makes me happy to see how warmly this account has been received by the bluesky community, especially given the hostile response to my mattyglesias account!

if only there was a quicker way one could use those poets, novelists and humanities experts to generate good writing. we will never know

i do like gators

for a second i was struck with a moment of intense horror asking "why are they posting the profile picture i used 2 years ago on twitter"

i threatened to eviscerate you personally, americans are too cowardly for such an act

when i find you youre gone theres not gonna be anything left

how dare

i was gonna post here about my dnd campaign and then i remembered that one of my players literally gave me the invite for this site god damnit

horrible thing to say to my face

and also not having like a posture meter (or any indicator of how close/far they are from getting to the staggerable state) for the enemies was a strange choice that i dont really like

lies of puppet is really fun so far but i feel like boss health bars are a bit too big for a game where you primarily spend time parrying instead of attacking

its just an unnecessary extra layer to a thing youll be doing a lot of and it breaks the flow of exploring the areas and shit i hate it

Lies of P started off so well by letting me level up at the stargazers and now i have to go back to the fucking lady in the fucking hotel like you had to do in dark souls 2 and 3 and it sucks and i hate it just let me level up at the bonfire like you did at the start of the game