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Baltimore Ave

@funsizebttm.bsky.social

Bluesky elder, so expect a lot of good-natured horniness Elder millennial (44), so apologies if I don't remember that Disney sitcom πŸ”ž Philadelphia, PA

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It's the cross arm press at the end for me 🫠

17.02.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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New video dropping tonight on my OF. @jodymuscle.bsky.social has his way with me πŸ˜ˆπŸ’¦πŸ€€

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26.01.2026 07:12 β€” πŸ‘ 312    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
Text flyer for a mansion retreat party includes the line "$599 Everything Included... even all the sexy brothers in attendance."

Text flyer for a mansion retreat party includes the line "$599 Everything Included... even all the sexy brothers in attendance."

I dunno about this one chief. I'm paying for a vacation/party - if I'm part of your "all-inclusive" price point, we should be talking about profit sharing.

01.02.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bear Training...πŸ’ͺπŸ˜ˆπŸ’¦πŸ’¦ onlyfans.com/s.t.u.d.dick...

31.01.2026 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 286    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
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shaking things up this saturday 😏

31.01.2026 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 308    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2
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Self-pleasure doesn’t stop being natural because it’s witnessed.

Not obsceneβ€”sensual.

A moment of self-connection.
Do you see beauty, or only sex?
#sexynerdmovement

31.01.2026 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 192    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
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Smooches.

31.01.2026 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 285    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3

*retcon

29.01.2026 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you're just dipping in for an experiment, consider episode 2 if the shows don't rely on continuity. Episode 1 is often a broadcast of the pilot, and they'll refresh or refresh the basic introductions if they didn't assume the pilot would be the first episode people saw.

29.01.2026 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A man showing off his ass

A man showing off his ass

Just got home from a very late leg day. 😩 need someone to massage my legs for me

29.01.2026 07:04 β€” πŸ‘ 603    πŸ” 114    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 1
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Drop some πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ media.

26.01.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 683    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 7
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One last thing for Humpday πŸ’‹

22.01.2026 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 342    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
My (frequently used) Spotify playlist "Lo-Fi House" has added a track called "Sex is good but have u ever".

My (frequently used) Spotify playlist "Lo-Fi House" has added a track called "Sex is good but have u ever".

Spotify told me "hoe, breathe!" πŸ’¦πŸ’€

17.01.2026 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

About a year before Friends, the head of NBC publicly said that the one show he wished the network had was Living Single. It may not be a copy, but Living Single was definitely on the Friends vision board.

28.12.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, the circumstances of those last few episodes were so disrespectful to everyone who worked on them.

17.12.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Birthday Boy πŸ₯³πŸ˜ˆπŸ†πŸ’¦

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17.12.2025 10:34 β€” πŸ‘ 417    πŸ” 90    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 4

It sounds scary, and more than a little frustrating, but it also sounds like you're in good hands and they're taking care of you 🀎

14.12.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh man. I hope you get some answers and feel better soon. 🀎

11.12.2025 11:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character from south park is standing in front of a south park sign Alt: Towlie, a blue bath towel from south park, blinking his eyes
06.12.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m a squirmer πŸ˜”

26.11.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 877    πŸ” 136    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 5

Seeing all the birthday announcements on my TL (and getting ready to celebrate the hubby's day) is making me realize that I may have a thing for the Sags. ♐

25.11.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday! 🀎

24.11.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When your hips started swaying, boy, I audibly snarled. You out here activating hunter instincts πŸ˜‚

22.11.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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New year, other me.

01.01.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4593    πŸ” 426    πŸ’¬ 139    πŸ“Œ 21

With good reason. Congrats on manifesting the vision πŸ‘πŸΏ

22.11.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This silhouette is CRAZY 🀩

22.11.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Madhyeong.com quote reposts a post by Persephone:

Original post: Please don't save my photos. Unsave it. Don't be weird.

Repost: you're pretty but you can't police someone else from saving your pics that YOU shared πŸ’€πŸ˜‚lol

Madhyeong.com quote reposts a post by Persephone: Original post: Please don't save my photos. Unsave it. Don't be weird. Repost: you're pretty but you can't police someone else from saving your pics that YOU shared πŸ’€πŸ˜‚lol

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Dear [Persephone], I want to apologize to you for downplaying your request and authority with your media. You have every right to express that boundary and I shouldn't have contradicted your statement.

Madhyeong.com posts Dear [Persephone], I want to apologize to you for downplaying your request and authority with your media. You have every right to express that boundary and I shouldn't have contradicted your statement.

I'm usually opposed to social media pile-ons because raindrops of criticism can become viral floods, but some people are just so damn sure they can surf. 🌊

21.11.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Y'all too healthy for social media πŸ˜‹

17.11.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday!

17.11.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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