My thoughts on all things Epstein
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My thoughts on all things Epstein
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Point out what a stupid fallacy that is and immediately move on.
01.03.2026 22:11 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is he running to be a shitposter or a US Senator?
01.03.2026 20:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's because Schumer is terrible at this! He (and Jeffries) often respond to Trump in ways that leave it deeply unclear how they really feel, hedging and qualifying overwritten statements in an attempt to disagree with the fewest number of people. As rhetoric, it's dismal.
01.03.2026 20:24 β π 426 π 39 π¬ 14 π 2really speaks to the sad state of journalism that a reporter wouldnβt just ask this slobbering moron what one thing has to do with the other.
01.03.2026 19:36 β π 1448 π 121 π¬ 45 π 1These guys were selling t-shirts until they needed a war to cover up the intentional damage they did to the economy and the president's involvement in a pedophilia scandal.
01.03.2026 17:01 β π 10331 π 3393 π¬ 241 π 101
Broke: drunk dialing your ex and leaving sad voicemails
Woke: drunk dialing congresspeople and cussing them out
Impeachment is the remedy that was intended to stop nearly all of this.
It's become a huge liability that the founders never anticipated Congress simply ceding all of their power out of party loyalty.
This may be the sole time Rob Schneider's presence improves a movie.
01.03.2026 01:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I still can't believe they filmed all of the girls suited up in action scenes and then didn't include that anywhere in the movie. It's not like it would have needed to make sense!
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My server at Madame Web: "Soooo... Have you heard much about this movie?"
Me: "I know it's horrible. It's why I'm here."
Server: "Oh good! We've had complaints. You're gonna love the experience."
Both the posts above and below this one in my feed are precisely such videos. π
01.03.2026 01:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wiles is wearing her Apple Watch in this room.
28.02.2026 23:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Our baby has been alive for two deadly, illegal campaigns by the U.S. to remove a foreign leader. Sheβs 7 weeks old.
28.02.2026 22:18 β π 2992 π 570 π¬ 33 π 8The War Powers Resolution needs a complete overhaul because it's obviously failed, but at the end of the day, there's no procedural trick around having a Congress that's willing to stand back and watch a president flagrantly break the law and the Constitution and do absolutely nothing about it.
28.02.2026 21:12 β π 452 π 109 π¬ 13 π 12
The president didn't bother to make the case for war in a marathon State of the Union address and then he fucked off to his sweaty gilded country club so he could literally phone in an unconstitutional war.
Every single Democrat needs to be screaming about this at full volume.
Trump hasn't gone to Congress for authorization to attack Iran. He hasn't explained the necessity or urgency of preemptive action by us. I'd very much like to see regime change in Iran, but Trump hasn't explained how we intend to help achieve that goal.
Congress: Just say No.
I am having a stroke.
28.02.2026 20:20 β π 372 π 28 π¬ 23 π 0I love that I knew exactly what this was before scrolling down to the preview.
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My #2 is people saying "over/under" when they just mean odds.
My #1 is HUDs on robots in movies. It's absolutely nonsensical for machines to convert data into a visual medium which is then interpreted back into the original data. (Robocop gets a freebie here since there's still a brain in there)
They killed schoolchildren, Chuck. Your βimploringβ isnβt going to solve shit. Resign and let someone willing to fight against fascism take over.
28.02.2026 18:06 β π 1788 π 289 π¬ 50 π 10Chuck Schumer is completely worthless and needs to be ousted from Dem leadership immediately.
28.02.2026 18:23 β π 317 π 49 π¬ 21 π 0Doctor Manhattan from Watchmen in 3 panels. It is 1991. A Republican has started a war in the Middle East It is 2003. A Republican has started a war in the Middle East It is 2026. A Republican had started a war in the Middle East
If you're looking for an updated Doctor Manhattan meme regarding the Iran war.
28.02.2026 18:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jeffries should support the impeachment of Trump over this illegal war.
28.02.2026 12:09 β π 54 π 5 π¬ 4 π 1We blew up a school, you craven bag of jello.
28.02.2026 17:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When did Congress vote to authorize this?
28.02.2026 17:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Anything else happen since then?
28.02.2026 17:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Congress needs to have an emergency session, impeach, and remove IMMEDIATELY. Put every single one of these fascists under the prison.
28.02.2026 10:18 β π 130 π 19 π¬ 3 π 3People keep telling me impeachment isnβt possible but *Donald Trump* is the fucking president for a second time and he just launched a war in a fucking baseball hat so in fact anything and everything are *possible*
28.02.2026 09:45 β π 512 π 100 π¬ 13 π 6operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s
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