🍂🍁 ǫᴎiqɘɘ|ꙅᴎU 🏳️‍🌈 ♿

Women who are nice to other women are the only type of women I wanna associate with. 🫶🏻

We don't bring that mean girl energy here, Susan.

#womenempowerment #women #bekind

Remember diva, healing crystals can also be protection crystals if you put them in a sock and swing hard.

#witch #pagan #forlegalreasonsthisisajoke

HELLO???

When were we going to be alerted to this show?!

#megantheestallion #anime #blackwomen

Now, I am able use memes ( wholesome ) to speak on my feelings. Working on getting up to verbally talking about things with my Fiancée..

It's a step in the right direction and I'm making good progress.

But jfc, I use memes a lot.

I'm getting better at being vulnerable.

Before, the thought of speaking about my feelings felt impossible and bathing a honey badger seemed easier.

#emotionaljourney #healing #bpd #goodrelationship #lesbian #meme

If you judge someone for stretch marks, or having visible disabilities...

Just know I have your location and the demons will find you.

#shitpost

Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me not respecting people in positions of power and knowing I can't legally chase someone through the woods at night while screaming like a banshee.

Shits homophobic, tbh.

#shitpost

I'm not going to "behave like an adult".

What I'm gonna do is haunt your entire bloodline until you learn from your mistakes, Steven.

Adapt or be cursed.

#shitpost

( ID: Hurry up and fall in love with me, stupid. )

( ID: An image of "Vergil" from Devil May Cry 5, as he smolders at the camera. Looking disheveled and bruised. )

I love everything wrong with him.

He's so girlypop 💅

#shitpost #devilmaycry5 #vergilsparda

( ID: He'd made a great wife. )

( ID: An image of "Dante" from Devil May Cry 5, with his arms folded over his chest as he angrily stares at the camera. )

He's so pathetic.

Gonna get him pregnant.

#shitpost #devilmaycry #dantesparda

( ID: A drawing of a smiley face, the image is blurry as it screams. "AAAAAAAAA" )

Having a praise kink is embarrassing.

What do you mean someone speaking warmly to me will melt my resolve?

What do you mean if someone tenderly cups my face in their hands and whispers "You are my Beloved Champion, nothing can tarnish your armor.." it's going to weaken my knees?

#shitpost #knight

( ID: Me admiring a beautiful man: Wow he sure does have a vulnerable looking throat, huh? )

Hunting my prey..

#shitposter #shitpost

If you're ableist, I'm going to personally pluck every single hair from your hair and replace it with blades of grass while Dark Fae dance around and curse your bloodline.

Don't test me, Gerald and Tina.

You will learn to be a good person or be hunted.

If you're sexist, I'm going to pull you into the bog and let the creatures there gnaw on your spine.

If you have issues with Gay or Transgender people, then a portal will open up and your organs will be replaced with pine nuts.

Personally, I think it should be legal to terrorize shitty people.

If you're racist, I'm is going to crawl out of your air vents in the middle of the night and speak of the Old Gods while stealing your kneecaps.

#shitpost #bekind #orlearnwhatrealfearis

You think if I just walked into a forest, would the Old Gods there would adopt me?

#shitpost

I deserve a dragon.

Need to figure out how to make this happen.

#shitpost

( ID: An image of a blurry smiley face, clearly unhinged and surrounded by hearts as it foams at the mouth. )

You know what sucks?

When you have a praise kink and a voice kink.

My fucking feed is filled with grown men and women telling me what a "Good girl" I am. While also telling me how they're going to wreck me.

I got clocked in TWO SCROLLS. BRO.

#voicekink #kink #nsfw #praisekink #broWHY

You think if I went to where Mothman lives, he'd let me clap his cheeks?

#mothman #monsterfucker

I think we should hunt ICE members for sport.

Drop them bitches in the middle of Appalachia and let nature sort everything out.

#shitpost #forlegalreasonsthisisajoke #fuckICE

“You already told me that..”

God forbid a woman have memory issues.

#shitpost #memoyproblems #tbi

Stop arguing with folks that shoulda been spat out.

#shitpost

Every politician obsessed with birthrates are just people with breeding kinks.

I said what I said.

#weirdshit #shitpost

You are strange and off putting (compliment)

Once I have adult money, I'm buying a fucking sword and a knight helm with matching gauntlets.

No one is stopping me.

#shitpost #knightintraining

( ID: "You're insane!" God forbid a girl carry on her family legacy. )

I genuinely do have a family history of mental illnesses.

But since neither of my parents discussed it with me, I don't know which ones ( aside from Bipolar disorder and severe depression ) are gonna crop up...

HAHA.

#depression #bipolardisorder #familyhistory #shitpost

( ID: He's a knight. Of course he has a praise kink and low self-esteem. )

Either a humiliation kink or a praise kink.

#knights #meninarmor #kink #nsfw #shitpost

I like men in theory, not in practice.

So, if I'm looking across the battle field at a man in armor and it's for the vibes. Not the desire to see his ankles.

#shitpost #lesbianknight

( ID: Objectifying men in armor will literally never et old. Like, work it shiny boy. Hit 'em with that old razzle dazzle you fucking trash can. Hottie! ( Tucks 5$ into your cuirass )

Love me some tinned man.

#shitpost #knight #meninarmor

I should buy a sword....and armor...