Guy Garrard @guygarrard - Bluesky Profile

Odd choice in women though. I know each to their own, but he was full Hilda Ogden

13.07.2025 13:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@mrjamesob.bsky.social This call is killing me. I’ve got to go for a walk.

#fishandchips

31.01.2025 11:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Those damn Mexicans have stolen the chimney

25.12.2024 16:37 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Donald J Trump school of decision acceptance

22.12.2024 10:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Narcissist, who partied at the house of ex-KGB spy, thinks rapist is the best person to deal with despot.

14.12.2024 07:43 — 👍 10 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

Is it Halloween still?

11.12.2024 08:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In media circles, perhaps. The BBC is a spent force.

08.12.2024 11:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

‘Grab ‘em by the piggy…’

07.12.2024 12:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dear Gods. 36 times he’s been on there. But no agenda from the BBC of course….

05.12.2024 19:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Brexit has ruined this country, and now the majority of Britons thinks so too."

RP if you are that majority.

04.12.2024 14:01 — 👍 1011 🔁 575 💬 28 📌 19

"Once upon a time there was Twitter but then that guy from the Muppets bought it and it went XXX and Nazi, and then it died."

22.11.2024 21:53 — 👍 301 🔁 36 💬 7 📌 1

Enjoyed it! Thank you

23.11.2024 11:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Funny? Deranged perhaps.

23.11.2024 07:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How deeply unpleasant. Could have been Clarkson I suppose.

22.11.2024 17:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Morning!

22.11.2024 14:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

To you clearly none. But some others here will understand 😉

22.11.2024 14:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

‘Are you the farmer….?’

22.11.2024 14:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Negril, Jamaica. Unmistakable.

21.11.2024 15:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😊👌🏼

21.11.2024 14:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Always buy the same colour socks. 2 colours if you must. That way never a problem 👌🏼

21.11.2024 14:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There’s nothing more to be said

20.11.2024 20:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Absolutely zero chance that our government will risk riling Orange Don’s playmate. Even less chance Musk would care anyway.

20.11.2024 17:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And as if by magic, a complete wanker appeared…

19.11.2024 19:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

After a day in which a farmers protest was hijacked by the usual far right leeches, the most important question is… are Farage’s two henchmen being payed with with your taxes…?

19.11.2024 17:42 — 👍 94 🔁 34 💬 20 📌 8

Charlie hates you. One wonders why he was listening to be honest….some kind of radio self flagellation….

19.11.2024 15:26 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bit surprised that the shopping bags aren’t Waitrose to be honest.

19.11.2024 13:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Clarkson defies docs to lead 20,000 farmers protesting against 'tractor tax' JEREMY Clarkson will defy health fears to join up to 20,000 farmers protesting in Westminster over the hated “tractor tax”. The Clarkson’s Farm star, 64 — recovering after a life-saving heart op — …

Man who told The Times in 2021 that he’d only bought his £4.25m farm to avoid paying inheritance tax to lead protest against inheritance tax 😂🤣😂 www.thesun.co.uk/news/3179317...

19.11.2024 07:00 — 👍 3261 🔁 1224 💬 184 📌 81

@thenewsagents.bsky.social is unbeatable

17.11.2024 11:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@stevieparsons.bsky.social what are you saying?

17.11.2024 11:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Every day’s a school day!! It’s been a very long time since I studied it!!

16.11.2024 19:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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