cliooooooo

At the

one function of capitalism is to funnel these types into positions of power, because if competent & kind people get into power they start taking from the rich and giving to the poor. capitalist leaders must be either evil or ignorant or both, only by mistake does anyone else get near power

A business woman in a grey skirt suit, pointing a rifle at a boxy 90s PC

trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app

one of the best features of an MG is you can make them smoke drugs

hey man this post is about you

dude tango gameworks cannot catch a fucking break

Two small white bunnies snuggle closely together, forming a heart shape.

New York Times social media guidelines prohibit expression suggesting partiality on things like ICE, execution of foreigners in fishing boats, or whether law is a thing.

However, tipping off notorious serial pedophiles about other reporters is absolutely fine.

For the record, this is why it's inaccurate to suggest that the NY Times is just transiently and in good faith wrong on trans issues. They embarked on their hate campaign specifically because they were already in the paedophile class and their other friends in the paedophile class told them to.

A small black and white comic. The comic shows me in four stages. At the beginning I am lurched over in my office chair, prepared to work hard. A speech bubble says: 'Okay. Time to lock in and-.' My cat's head is peeking up from around my lap. In the second part, my cat has started to crawl into my space. I look down at her, but am still distractedly saying: 'Time to lock-' In the third part my cat is starting to make herself comfortable on my chest, where she likes to be. I am succumbing, looking off in the distance saying: 'To-' By the fourth section, I have fully surrendered. She is sleeping on chest. It's all over.

A comic strip titled The Amazing World of Tomorrow. A food delivery robot cooler drives down a sidewalk. It crashes into a rental scooter. It backs up. It crashes into the rental scooter again. The scooter wobbles. The scooter falls to the ground as the food delivery robot backs up again. A driverless taxi crashes into both the scooter and the food delivery robot sending them flying.

The Amazing World Of Tomorrow

Marge Simpson sits on the couch in the Simpsons family living room. She says "do you feel inert, like a spectator to your own life-" She begins to dissolve into smoke, as does the couch. "-a thing passing on rails outside your window as you sit there and watch?" Marge and the couch continue to fade away, half the couch is gone now, Marge's upper half fully gone. "You don't have to die to become a ghost." Marge's body and the couch are gone, but her face stares blankly out of the wall.

Marge

A drawing of an open-mouthed, odd-looking man. Text reads: "I am your new boyfriend".

He's here! Yay!

every day i go to the merovingian's restaurant and they always ask me what i want like it isn't obvious i want the fucking cake that makes me cum again

In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.

and by “fascinating” i actually mean baffling. why doesn’t a single character, new or returning, get an ounce of characterization beyond some supremely arch dialogue? why is the pacing so bad? why is Quess?

50 Years Ago Today, Oregon Blew Up a Dead Whale. With Dynamite. On Live TV. The blubber chunks were ... everywhere.

Happy 55th Annual ‘Oregon Blew Up a Whale’ Day, to all who celebrate

everyone on here has severe reading comprehension issues. (not me though, reading typed words enables me to enter a Braintrance where i may Mindsurf into the thoughts of others to discern their true meaning)

i am still in utter disbelief that someone called me a transmed over this post

so a friend and I just watched Char’s Counterattack together, and it was fascinating. I don’t know exactly what I think about it yet, but I definitely did not like it as much as I thought I would

what's that? you're a mech pilot and you're rivals with another mech pilot? sounds pretty gay bro

Yeah, learned about this a while back and I was aghast. They're not teaching kids in the US to read words, they're teaching them to make guesses.

i'm gonna lose my mind

spending the first year in power appeasing the racists in an attempt to win over reform voters who will never vote for him then going "somehow, racism has returned" the second he finally sees people are abandoning him for the greens

(trying not to laugh) with all due respect,

A woman invites Alex into her apartment and says "I'm so glad you finally came over! You get to meet my fur baby." She holds up the fur baby which is a humanoid infant entirely covered in hair including on it's sunken eyes and mouth. Alex nervously asks "uh, who's the father?" The other woman leans in and responds "FUR."

"This use of GenAI is fine because VAs signed contracts to relinquish their rights".

Well yeah, have you seen what happens to those who don't want to sign off on this? Can you really call that consent when the alternative is losing (or never getting) a job?

i think they should bring back every other bond and kill them too. especially connery.