Mattthecoast

Oh! Hi! I see you're PNW-based 😏

Sometimes I feel like an actor playing the role of myself, and I can't get into character today. Coworkers have been looking at me oddly today, and I suspect it's because I'm not "getting my lines right".

I'm so tired of feeling numb, it's worse than feeling sad.

I saw these on the shelf, got super excited because I love Sriracha, bought 'em, took 'em home. I ate like 4 chips and stopped in just absolute disappointment and disgust. So gross. I even tried to eat some more, thinking I just needed to get used to the taste. Nope, couldn't do it at all.

Wow, that's a super tough choice! 😲

I love LotR, but Princess Mononoke was the very first Studio Ghibli movie I ever watched, and I treasure that (traumatizing) memory! I was like, 7 years old when I saw it 🤣.

It's sooo tiring to be judged by religious coworkers. They always think things are satanic! 🤣

That would be a really rad tattoo! Esoteric and cunty? That's just a bonus, right? 🤣

(This coming from someone who's too afraid of workplace backlash to get a few facial piercings! 😅🤷‍♂️)

I think I work so much and leave very little time for life, because work always works but life rarely seems to work.

I work three or four jobs, depending on how you count them, and everything has an answer there, a process, a policy.

My life doesn't seem to have any of these things.

No way. I was just talking with a friend the other day about how crazy it was when Digg had a brief resurgence several years ago, and that I thought it was probably dead forever now! Digg coming back was not on my bingo card for 2025!

Why, are you trying to find some balls to crush? Lol 😆

Just jokes, I'm from the Pacific Northwest, top left corner of the USA. How 'bout you?

Well, I do like ball crushing, so 🤷‍♂️😂

I'd be traumatized if not for your artistic reimagining! 🤣

Just gonna call me out like that on my own profile???
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I've done a similar thing to myself. I work 2pm till the work is done (sometimes that's 2am!) and I picked up a part-time morning job that starts at 7 or 8am. It's super tiring to juggle the two schedules, but the fuck you money is amazing!

And didn't Mussolini get the Bobbitt treatment before being strung up?

Your botlist is a heaven send! Majorly cut down the bots that were swarming me! Fool that I was, I used to just hit "follow back" without paying much attention, and didn't realize I was following back a buncha OF bots!

So thank you! 🙏

What? No way! I hadn't heard!

RIP, he was one of the greats. 😞

Yeah, insurance is brutal. Most people here would try to blame the Californian transplants, or Washington drivers (and some of it is the clash of those opposing driving styles) but I think it's not enough enforcement of traffic rules. They used to be waaay too strict, now they're too lax. 🤷‍♂️

Yeah, mostly need to drive everywhere. It's better to walk than wait for the buses. You *can* ride a bike, but it's super hilly, even through town, and the drivers are really bad (Oregon has the 2nd worst driver in the US! 😬)
I'm Matt, hence the username 😆

I'm over in the PNW (it's really the best place ever), and probably need a new roommate in about a year. But I'm not in an area with good public transportation. It's gotten better over the years, but it's still not reliable or regular.

As long as you're only targeting fingers! 😨

@lorenabobbitttime.bsky.social usually has a recommendation. A lot slower, sends a scarier message. 👀

I make sure to wear clothes with as many pockets as possible when I hike with people. Someone's gotta carry all the rocks that get adopted back to the car! 🪨

Can always rely on Salem for a good clap back! 😂

Mood. It makes sense, an underbed monster would probably know what a person likes! 😆

It's so weird how in this day and age, there are so many guys that still send unsolicited dick pics. I feel weird about solicited dick pics. Any time someone asks me, I'm always like, "really?? Why? You sure? Who wants to see that?" Much to their annoyance, unfortunately. 😅

Sounds like you'll need some new books to read during your healing downtime. What was your Amazon wishlist link again? 😉

Hi back! 😁

Gorgeous photos, Bloom!

Not only are new piercings a lot of fun, but the opportunity to accessorize more places is also great! Life is short, our bodies are our temples, and we should bling them up before we go! 🤘

Like, in a vial, or do you wanna use it to dye a shirt? If you take enough, you could do both!