Walt Rizzney

The equivalent of a congressional district has just elected a candidate from a party roughly comparable to the DSA.

Does that really qualify as “insane” versus, y’know, the events on any given day in US politics right now?

They all thought we were a small-minded racist little backwater who'd bow down to their hateful rhetoric with little effort on their part. They expect a fight in Brighton Pavilion, they never thought they'd have to fight in Gorton. They were so wrong.

simpsons meme: I tell you what's not so funny, matt goodwin's at home crying like a little girl

sex matters trustee charlotte cadden

gorton and denton by-election result: she gets 706 votes, 1.9% of the total

underappreciated but very funny gorton and denton sideplot: the conservatives nominating literal sex matters (uk terf group) trustee charlotte cadden, only for her to get the worst result for the conservatives in by-election history and lose her deposit

‘We left with all of my children’ is a hell of a sentence, whilst giving evidence about the president’s mate, isn’t it.

@noodlesnood.bsky.social

@noodlesnood.bsky.social facts!

A picture of a large casserole dish with hachis parmentier

A picture of pulled braised beef and vegetables in red wine sauce

A bowl full of pulled beef cheek, short rib, brisket and shin

A large bowl full of gelatinous beef stock and red wine sauce. Some of the fat has been removed to reduce the richness and optimise mouthfeel

Well it took 2 days and more money than I’d care to admit, but the Hachis Parmentier is done.

I don’t think he’ll have any choice. The person that could enforce it is gone.

As much as I don’t like Corbyn, McSweeny was the architect of his ousting, the whole antisemitism witch hunt against him and stacking the party against anyone to the left of Blair that isn’t on the backest of backbenches.

He has been, from the start, a detriment to society. Just go and be a Tory.

I'm gonna have a big ol bag of chips and I don't look and sound like a desiccated meatball trying desperately to speak human English so whose diet is really working here?

Apple Music pays around $50 million annually to sponsor the Super Bowl Halftime Show.

The NFL pays the performers $1,246 for the performance, the minimum allowable SAG rate for theatrical performances.

I love how that's considered peak success in the music industry. 🫠

McSweeny resigning is the best thing that could happen to this country right now.

I don’t care if Starmer becomes a lame duck, at least we won’t get policies that will hand Reform the election

You get to put the flexi-seal in!

Nothing was done, and nothing seemed capable of being done

A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

subway Gershwin, I think he’d like it

Not entirely sure it’s real, but it’s well worth a read

the perennial "is this a good replacement for twitter / can it become as big as twitter" discussion is so confused. hominids became bipedal about 7 million years ago. for most of the time since we did not have microblogging. it's not a necessity it's a habit, if it all goes away that's fine

You can forget Zidane, Potch, Tuchel, Maresca and all other coaches who want to have a say in tactics and transfers.

It won’t happen. And by what Ratcliffe and Wilcox has been on record saying, United are going to become Chelsea. Lots of kids, churning them out.

Wilcox is effectively the head coach if he can fire staff for not using his formation ideas.

I read this in my native celcius and recoiled; "THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH YOUR CAT, ITS BOTTOM IS ABOUT TO BOIL"

If the league were to suddenly end today, it’s a better result than 2024,2023,2022.

Andy Mitten really really rates Fletcher. Apparently he’s a walking football computer and obviously a United legend.

I went to the Bournemouth game, I’m glad I got see Amorim twice at least.

And yet he and the team was genuinely doing better.

The main blame is the board. Specifically Jason Wilcox. I looked him up last night, his greatest achievement was a season at Southampton?!

This club is cooked, I swear to god.

It is ALWAYS a mechanical turk, it is ALWAYS human beings being pressured to do more work for less wages. Every single goddamn time.

Two photos. One shows a page from the Epstein files. Almost the entire page has been blacked out except for a single line at the top. The second photo shows an all-black Rick Owens outfit with the model's white face being the only visible part.

Two photos. One shows a page from the Epstein files. Almost the entire page has been blacked out except for two lines at the top and five lines at the bottom. The second photo shows an all-black Rick Owens outfit with the model's white face and legs being the only visible parts.

Two photos. One shows a page from the Epstein files. The entire page has been blacked out. The second photo shows an all-black Rick Owens outfit with the black model's face being the only visible part.

Two photos. One shows a page from the Epstein files. Almost the entire page has been blacked out except for a block of text at the top. The second photo shows an all-black Rick Owens outfit with the model's white face being the only visible part.

the epstein files as rick owens fall/winter 2024

It is so shocking to find out how many people do not believe that they can learn, and how many more believe learning to be difficult.