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What The Hell Is In This Burger ?
#WhatTheHellIsInThisBurger
Four Slabs Of Golden Brown
#FourSlabsOfGoldenBrown

so fucking sick man #whatthehell

google now uber eats me a big sandwich

google play the song jump in the pool by friendly fires and put the bridge on repeat

ur so talented its fucking #bonks

google tell me how do i stop living for other people

this is beautiful

had the best chat with an uber driver i've ever had and then when i was leaving i tripped over the seatbelt my headphones fell off and i said "bye love you" to him

like i'm on a train rn and everyone in the window seats are looking down and everyone in the aisle is looking out, maybe i'm just going #ThroughIt right now but it makes me want to punch everything and myself

if you get a window seat on a train and spend the entire journey looking at your phone, you are a poison

why are they called drag queens and not hersonas

if i was in government id wanna be the head of that department

the three wise men guiding my life ...... agriculture, prostitute and crippling alcoholism .....

i always want to connect with people but my brain is so actively against that for me and the endless back&forth between myself and my brain never gets resolved so i just end up seeing the people i'd love to be with living full lives and i feel like i'm just sat in the middle of my brain like this

okay so i'm 23 now #LivingMyTruth

#CoSigned

🫧⋆.˚🐠‧₊˚✩🎧 ₊˚🫧⊹♡💿 #music 🫧⋆.˚🐠‧₊˚✩🎧 ₊˚🫧⊹♡💿

when margaret thatcher died (#LOL) her putrid fetid essence possessed a toby jug into gaining sentience and that's how keir starmer came to be

yeah i'm fine i just wish it was all different like my hair and my face and my body and my brain and my life and my family and my friends and my past and my future and my name and my thoughts and my feelings and everything that makes me i wish was completely different but other than that i'm fine

you are legiterally sunshine af #LegiterallySunshineAF

you legiterally do

i feel like autumn has arrived TODAY i am feeling the me in my heart crunching leaves underfoot as they yearn for me to listen to snail mail and haley heynderickx and adrianne lenker and dry cleaning and modern baseball and the war on drugs and kitty craft and the beta band and hayden pedigo

#CoSigned

charlie kirk, 2 hours ago, not realising the genie lamp is still in his hand:

you 🫵 listen 👂🎶🎧 to these songs 👇🎶🎧 now 🫵👍💿 good songs 👍🎶🎧 now 🫵👍💿 listen 👂🎶🎧 now 🫵👍💿 you 🫵

*the three little piggies doing house tours*

piggie 2: dont drop that candle bruh my house is made of straw

Ebeneezer scrooge: it's pronounced candelabra

cows should be called moose because that's what they do

i bought some incense that was named "nirvana" and it smells EXACTLY like how my friends houses smelled like when i was a child

GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD i wanna be a drag queen so BAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD